I'm sitting at the desk of one of my dad's clients. Newly divorced, i find it ironic that the giant book on her desk reads, "How to be happy even though you're married
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but not before selling your pet monkey to courtney love in order to raise money for World Hunger and ironically, the 'Kurt-Cobain-Didn't Committ-Suicide-But-Was-Murdered-By-His-Crazy-Druggie-Wife' fund.
You will originally aquire said monkey on a wild spring break trip in which you barter for the monkey with a local salesman...but instead of giving him your nice Prada bag you accidently exchange your brother. it was an honest mistake. but the alcohol may have helped.
You will travel on a safari in hopes to hunt lions. Because of your American upbringing you will pull a Dick Chaney, misfire, and accidently shoot the pope. Lucky for you he is behind a bulletproof window. It is sad however, to mention that because you are not a politician with oodles of money, you will be arrested and thrown into a Nigerian prison. Your only protection against the gang rape is your fluffy teddy bear...but i'd be careful of putting your faith in a stuffed animal.
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*gazes into crystal ball*
oohhhmmmm
....on day you will die,
but not before selling your pet monkey to courtney love in order to raise money for World Hunger and ironically, the 'Kurt-Cobain-Didn't Committ-Suicide-But-Was-Murdered-By-His-Crazy-Druggie-Wife' fund.
You will originally aquire said monkey on a wild spring break trip in which you barter for the monkey with a local salesman...but instead of giving him your nice Prada bag you accidently exchange your brother.
it was an honest mistake.
but the alcohol may have helped.
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*shurgs*
oh well.
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"Please Try Again"
*shakes more vigorously*
"Please Try Again"
*Throws eightball across room*
*Magic ball hits window*
*magic ball goes through window*
...shit....
*walks over to debris*
*sifts through glass*
*picks up eight ball*
"Please Try Again"
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please
with a cherry on top
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and probably meet Tori for breakfast...
like tomorrow morning
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*shuffel's tarot cards*
*randomly picks three*
I see the pope...a lion....and what's this
*gazes into last card*
A fluffy teddy bear.
*moment of understanding*
Ahh HA!
You will travel on a safari in hopes to hunt lions. Because of your American upbringing you will pull a Dick Chaney, misfire, and accidently shoot the pope. Lucky for you he is behind a bulletproof window.
It is sad however, to mention that because you are not a politician with oodles of money, you will be arrested and thrown into a Nigerian prison. Your only protection against the gang rape is your fluffy teddy bear...but i'd be careful of putting your faith in a stuffed animal.
You may try praying to that pope, actually...
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