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[iamredmage]

Late night commercials are nought but phone sex with nary e'en a Girls Gone Wild informercial to break the tedium.

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[enhiver]

don't forget about Ron Popeil, and his wonderful knive set.

[extrameat]

ron popeil should weave crazy religious messages through his knife commercials.

i mean id be too high or drunk to realize im being brainwashed by a ronco commercial.

[enhiver]

yeah I can see it now, an army of the ronco republic, marching down the streets, completely emotionless from the brainwashing. slaughtering on-sight any non-believers.

[extrameat]

millions of brainwashed insomniacs...
armed with cleavers, solid flavor injectors, and the dreaded bread and bagel knife.

but wait, there's more.

join the brainwashed masses now and get a free pocket fisherman for only 3 easy payments of $9.95!