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i threw up.
gross.

it's st patrick's day and it's warm as balls out.
dear diary, jackpot.

i waxed my arms. now i'm cold. damn it!

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IN OTHER NEWS.

1. FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK!

2. SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES!

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I managed to subconsciously scratch my arm hard enough and frequently enough to have an open bleeding sore. Yeah...so not as awesome as you'd expect.

I can't seem to stop vomiting.

Awesome.