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[iamshorter]

i have a new job. complete with a nametag for my workspace. an electronic swipe key AND a physical office key. also my own voicemail, email, all the pens and highlighters i could want...seriously, do the perks ever end

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[multiswerve]

Excuse me wife, but I don't believe we discussed you getting a job. Where are you working that give you all these "free" things?!!? CAN'T YOU JUST APPRECIATE THE FREE PAPER CLIPS I BRING YOU FROM MYYYYY WORK!!!!