after tianya pointed out how funny i looked sleeping, i've decided to change my docile sleeping look to something more...less docile.

these are some of my sleeping looks/habits:

1. the mouth openself explanatory, except it take it to the next level O______________O!! it's not just a small slit of mouth that's open, but my whole jaw is open open as ( Read more... )

because i'm bored and waiting for my laundry to dry
( meme from a to z )

die spinnen ja die bayerns.

coming back from stuttgart yesterday i had to pay 40€ for a cab ride back from bamberg to schlüsselfeld. because the bavarians decided it would be a great day to celebrate mary's entry to heaven.

GARGH!!!

already spent around 2000€ ever since i came to germany. booo.

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GARGH!! smoked salmon costs 2.79€, but all i could muster up after turning my room upside down was exactly 2.78€! all i needed was one cent. one measly cent and i could've been eating smoked salmon instead of ham. boohooohooooo

other times when i go to the shops around here i simply leave the returned cent or two behind. and now that this ( Read more... )

blegh. work. other than that...i want an äppler.

talking to my coworker who has a tongue ring.

florian: have you ever tried tongue?
shot: huh?
florian: have you ever tried tongue?
shot: yeah. of course. and with people who have tongue rings as well.
florian: ... no, i mean, have you ever ate tongue.
shot: oh -_________-;;

so, one more month and i'm out of this hole called schlüsselfeld. but ( Read more... )

if you say that stupidity is contagious, then i would have to say that horniness is a male plague.

o american soldiers and wiggas, please don't think that all asian girls want your white ass. most importantly, don't try to stick your tongue down asian girls' throats, it's disgusting, desperate, and dirty. and do notice how i try to run away or hide ( Read more... )

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i get my daily dose of canadia through the radio. nelly, nickelback, and avril get to drill their lovely melodies into my head 7 times an hour. and my lord, even though i enjoy canadian company, i cannot stand their presence anymore. especially nelly's, since she sings to me almost 3 times an hour.

change your damn playlist my dear german comrades