Dear Mom,

Sep 17, 2005 14:36

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leggo_my_ego September 18 2005, 18:37:11 UTC
Dear Corey,
You are going through many of the same trials as your peers. Stay firm and do what makes you happy. Your mum loves you and you know it. Don't get hung up on trivial unhapiness. If yo ucompile the lot of them and analyze them death, it could make a very bad year. I suggest youy round them up and burn them in a gigantic bonfire along with your inhibitions. Eat, Drink, and be merry, for tomorrow, we die. Is that too many commas? No matter. We'll be married soon enough at the renfest. All worries subsided.

Yours Truly,
Maggie

PS: How do illicit the response "piss off, madame"? I don't remember. Something to the effect of "You are truly divine!"

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iamspicy September 18 2005, 22:24:05 UTC
It needn't be the same every time.

Piss off, madame.

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num1munchkin September 18 2005, 20:30:04 UTC
BAKING FLOUR

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iamspicy September 18 2005, 22:24:47 UTC
BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!

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