This is soley for Scott, Greg, and Uciel's benefit...

Just to get you guys warmed up..

It just gets better...
and better!

HA-fucking-HA!

But don't worry, the US still has a monopoly on fat folks.

"...65 percent of adults in the United States [are overweight]," (taken from the previously linked article).

I just had a customer call for a company named "BJ Services."

...

NEW BAND has a new name (no, it's not NEW BAND by the way)

and a first show booked.

more to come...

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In an effort to stop being such a lazy fucker, I joined the YMCA this weekend. Of course, this was after I visited several different Gyms, health clubs, or whatever you want to call them. The other places seemed nice and (aside from the cocksucker at Aspen acting like a total car salesman and trying to pressure me into buy a membership right then ( Read more... )

This has got to be the best way to waste time at work. And this is the third time I've read these posts since Ingram linked me to it back in June.

Today at work, the lady who sits near me uttered, "Gee...those Canadians..." and sighed as she was getting off a phone call with someone whom I assumed was Canadian ( Read more... )

What? A honest to goodness update???

psych!

So long shitty Squier...

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If this is real, I think the 6-year-old in me just got a giant boner.