another mod post: IN RECORD TIME!!! [TRUTH]

[bizzlefout]

okay, did i mention that it's really freaking hectic here as it is?  for right now, i'm instating a "no deletion" rule.  DO NOT DELETE YOUR ENTRIES.  i will banhammer you if i catch it because this is confusing as it is.  if you're confused or hurt about a comment, ASKKKKKKKKKK gkfjkjgalkjf.

and to the person that deleted their post just now, the

Comments

[alania]

Heya. I only just clicked this due to the spotlight so here's an outsiders opinion. I get the jist of what you're doing here from pretty much this post and the idea of lying in the comments makes this place all the more attractive. Keep it!

[futureworks]

the lying in the comments is the best part!

[true_crime]

Buahahahahahaha, I'm sorry but this totally cracked me up!!!!

I'ma say get rid of the lying in the comments cause then it's just confusing. But then I think people forget that they're reading lies. Have you seen the "Book of Lies" and it's companion "Book of Secrets"? They're great but sometimes the brain forgets.
http://www.amazon.com/Book-Lies-Malcolm-Green/dp/0740755609/ref=pd_bbs_4?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1200802646&sr=8-4

I did it....twenty times

[connemara277]

Yea I had sex with your boyfriend. I had sex with your friend's husband. I even had sex with your sister. You're angry, huh? You want to kill me. You want to expose me for the slut I am and make sure I suffer intense public humiliation. I'm really sorry I did it, too. I didn't enjoy it, not any of it. You're not jealous of me at all, are you? You don't mind that my husband doesn't love me and our marriage is failing. I'm just doing this to get love and affection. I'll go to bed with anybody, just to feel wanted. Your ex doesn't think I'm hot, by the way.

(This is Not based on a true story :) )

Re: I did it....twenty times

[ex_slutkill770]

you know it's true, you liar

Re: I did it....twenty times

[ex_slutkill770]

And that was a joke. since we're all liars in here ;)

rofl.

Re: I did it....twenty times

[connemara277]

That isn't the beauty of this. We all don't know for sure, so how can we tell just from looking? Haha keep guessing, enemy mine.

[noshot]

If we're supposed to post things we wish were true, and someone says something like, "LOL u suk donkee balz!!" does that mean they wish I sucked donkey balls? How am I supposed to take that? I thought it was supposed to be "sweet deceit" - like the subtitle. I think a good rule should be: If you don't have anything nice to say, make something up!

[bizzlefout]

the comments are supposed to be lies; that is, saying the opposite of what you mean. your posts can be the same way or can be about a great lie you told or something you wish were true, but the comments should just be the opposite of what you mean to say.

[autophobia]

While lying is the opposite of telling the truth, are your lies always opposite of the truth? Just sayin'.

("I HATE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS." could mean, "I hate your friends, but, uh, I don't hate you. Really.")

[bizzlefout]

that's absolutely true, i just hope that people make it as clear as they can. and if any comment offends or confuses you, just ask honestly with "truth" in the title to clear it up, and if anyone gives you a hard time, there's a link in the user info to report abuse.