BOSTON vs. MIDWEST

[iamthecure]

I spent most of break in Boston searching for internships. Luckily I got a few lined up for the summer. Now I just have to save some money for an apartment and I'll be back in the city. While I was there I kept a tally of all the merits and shortcomings of the city (shortcomings were hard to find). So, here's the results

Comments

rod

[anonymous]

Oh please! As if french fries in Boston don't have beef and butter in them. And thank god, I knew there was someone else that loves the barrel aged taste of Vernors. I think that should be worth more than 100 points...and now for the biggest fallacy of all. MEIJER!!! Meijer is infinitely valuable in the world today.

+ 9,028,354,713 MEIJER

Boston

- 1,000,000,000 bore that fuckhead Kerry

ahhh, thats better.

Re: rod

[iamthecure]

haha, I guess you're right about meijer.....it's truly the happiest place on earth. As for Vernors, I took into account the fact that boston has Polar soda which makes the most wonderful Raspberry Lime flavor, so the score is really the difference between the two. Finally, John Kerry gets + 1,000,000,000 even though he lost to bush because he, unlike bush is not a puppet controlled by satan, plus the people of Massachusetts get +100,000,000 for electing him to be their senator.

Re: rod

[anonymous]

and I forgot one more.

Boston
-1,000,000,000 elected a senator that married the queen of ketchup. Yick! Come back when you've married the queen of French's.

And as for Bush? I really don't care who controls him. He got Saddam out. I don't give a shit what Bush said he was going in for, because in the end, he did more good for the people of Iraq than anyone...except F.N. Semyenov.

Re: rod

[iamthecure]

Nope....wrong again! + 1,000,000,000 for marrying the queen of ketchup. A life time supply of ketchup is so rock and roll cause there must be a million uses for ketchup and there's nothing sexier than swimming in a giant pool of ketchup shaped like a ketchup bottle.

And as for Bush That's bullshit. He didn't give a damn about the people of Iraq, he went in there and took any power they might have had (ie. oil)and began to enslave them to giant U.S. corporations so that they may one day become greedy drones filling their lives with material possessions to make up for their unhappiness. So I guess the question at hand is: would one prefer to be openly enslaved or would one choose to live with the illusion of freedom? Therefore one can argue what good did he really do? Same old shit different name.

I also forgot a few:
MIDWEST
+500 Afrikiko Cab co.
+500 Murray's Auto parts/Fine Jeweler
+1000 Liquor Stores with Drive thru capability

[fliptopbox]

IT'S DR. D!!!!!!!!!

i agree all of the points awarded except for one category...

it SHOULD be +100000 for sexy accents.

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