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[iamthedevil]

Why do so many of you have that asshole j_e_s_u_s on your friends list? I simply can not stand this. It is me, or him. Make your choices.
In other news, I have had the most lovely drink with Elizabeth Bathory. Ms. Bathory always provides me with the loveliest red bubble bath. Although it does not bubble, and sometimes I wonder what she puts in it...

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[goneinsane]

Jesus treats us better.

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[iamthedevil]

But I'm such a sexy demon.

[goneinsane]

Why won't you have sex with me? =(

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[iamthedevil]

Come to my chambers, I shall pleasure you.

[7877]

I didnt do it! he did it! everytime I take him off he comes back. FUCKER!!!

[iamthedevil]

I am not sure if I believe you.

you baby

[pinkfishies]

i love you.

Re: you baby

[iamthedevil]

I lust for you.

Re: you baby

[pinkfishies]

i rape you.

Re: you baby

[iamthedevil]

I like it.

[tai_yuy]

He's not on my friends list. I love you too much to allow that. <333

[iamthedevil]

That is why I will give you the best room in hell.
Or the second best. I have forgotten who I've promised what. But I assure you, you will not be getting the infamous Room of A Thousand Turds.

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[tai_yuy]

You gave me the only room in hell with a view. The view of the torture chambers.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/anti_avril/2504722.html?thread=25728274#t25728274

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[iamthedevil]

I'm glad you remembered because I surely didn't.

[punklovesme]

I didn't add him!

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[iamthedevil]

You just kissed his ass.

[punklovesme]

Don't even say that. Kissing his ass is spoon feeding him compliments like a mutated child with withered hands. Which I did not do. Pokemon cards are hard to find, especially good ones. It's not fair for you to forbid me from trying to GAMBLE my way into getting one. I was trying to be nice first and gain trust.

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[iamthedevil]

Gambling? Well then, I approve. Go on about your business.