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I am out an assistant, thanks to that bastard j_e_s_u_s. So I am taking applications for a new one.
All entries must be sent in by May 28th.
1. What is your name, sex, and age?
2. What is your favorite band or singer?
3. Why do you feel you are fit to assist me, the all powerful Satan?
4. Do you have tidy handwriting? Please attach copy if possible.
5. On a scale of one to ten, how handsome am I?
6. A scenario. I am out with my lovely wife. Adolf comes to you, angry and hateful because his Nazis are having an uprising and do not wish to wear the new pink swatstika he has designed. He begins to tear apart my office. He demands that you page me, but I have given you instructions to not do so. He becomes wild with insanity and tries to set fire to my favorite Versace suits. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!
All entries must be sent in by May 28th.
1. What is your name, sex, and age?
2. What is your favorite band or singer?
3. Why do you feel you are fit to assist me, the all powerful Satan?
4. Do you have tidy handwriting? Please attach copy if possible.
5. On a scale of one to ten, how handsome am I?
6. A scenario. I am out with my lovely wife. Adolf comes to you, angry and hateful because his Nazis are having an uprising and do not wish to wear the new pink swatstika he has designed. He begins to tear apart my office. He demands that you page me, but I have given you instructions to not do so. He becomes wild with insanity and tries to set fire to my favorite Versace suits. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!