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[iamthedevil]

News flash: punklovesme is my new assistant. I believe my current one may be dead. Damn. Another one bites the ash.
News flash: j_e_s_u_s is actually a decent chess player. We are getting along.
News flash: Hell has frozen over. I do not know why, but it is now a winter wonderland.

Comments

[thatgirl04]

but how will Adolf deal with the cold?

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[iamthedevil]

I have forced him into a leather speedo and locked him into a room of ice. It is funny to watch his skin change colors.

froze blowze

[steprous]

it froze over cause the eagles got back together.

[punklovesme]

Hell Yes. And a damn good assistant I'll be.

[iamthedevil]

Dear Assistant,
Please write a letter to Adolf informing him why it is wrong to lick an ice cube in sub zero weather.
Sincerely,
Lucifer

[iamthedevil]

Thank...who?

[iamthedevil]

Of course, my lovely, simply making sure.

[iamthedevil]

I am quite witty, aren't I?

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[iamthedevil]

How lovely.
Why.