Just had the most lovely bath with Saddam. He had not bathed in days so I purchased some pink bubble bath and we took a dip. He is ticklish in the most odd places ( Read more... )

Took a lovely dip in the hot tub with Jeffrey Dahmer. Gave bluegirlcasey a good flogging with my golden whip. She enjoyed it ( Read more... )

I am very bored. There's never any work for an evil prince of darkness to do anymore.
I think I shall take a bit of a break and go play chess with Hitler. I will win. I always do.