stupid cold weather!
fist i was like..wtf? it's ice on my fence!
then i tried to get my tongue stuck to the fence
but that didn't work.
everything was frozen! my fence was frozen
my trash can was frozen
my step dad's car was frozen
my mom's car was frozen!
the bricky thingys were frozen!
my legs were frozen
the weeds growing from my dirt were frozen
so then i went inside cuz i was fucking frozen
then i went outside and little pieces of hail was failing..everyone said it was snow. but it wasnt!
it even got in my hair!
stupid hail!
thennnnn i went back inside..then i was like let me see if the hail has stopped, cuz i didnt hear it anymore. and this shit was there.
fucking snow! wtf?!?!?! it's usually 80 degrees this time of year. and now it's fucking snowing
see! i can make a snow ball
stupid snow!
first attempt to make a miniture snow man
now look at my step dad's car!
second attempt to make a snow man
yucky snow on my head
then me and my brother made "snow angels" kinda...lol
third attempt to make a mini snow man
this water reminded me of a margarita
then my brother and i decided to have a snow ball war
mine are the ones on the left..haha. i have more! :]
yes, it is fucking cold.
my brother was ready
i was ready
i won! duh!
so then i made snow angels again cuz i had nothing else to do. :]
yeah and i know i told you fuckers it wasnt going to snow. oh well i was wrong.
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU BITCHES!!!
<3jessica
oh and
happy birthday ex boyfriend, theo! ...go shave!<3