I am the Walrus

[iamthetrickster]

Everybody, let me tell you a story: A story of trust and betrayal. For you see, I trusted someone (TWO someones as a matter of fact) with something that is as important as life itself. And what do they do? They never return it! I don't think I will ever be able to move forward from this point

Comments

[mikechester]

Are you talking about us or your dick brothers?

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[iamthetrickster]

Hey, hey! They might be assholes, but family is family.

[iamthetrickster]

Besides, they're not the ones holding Casa Erotica hostage.

[mikechester]

You mean your amateur porn? You told us to guard it.

[willsmite]

I have entered the terms 'Casa Erotica' into the search engine Sam showed me and have received no results. What is it, exactly?

[iamthetrickster]

[iamthetrickster]

It's only one of the greatest movies of all times!

[willsmite]

If it is, why can I not find information about it?

[lucychester]

I'm not hoarding your porn.

[iamthetrickster]

I'd hope so! It would make it a bit hard to look at you in the eyes, wouldn't it?

Well, not really, but I'm sure it would bother you.

[lucychester]

I think saying it would bother me is being really general about it, at this point.

At any rate, it's not here.

[iamthetrickster]

And it's not here because...?

[theos_oinos]

I am not opposed to mustaches, but I doubt I'm the sort of interview you're looking for. However, I do have some of the local talent on film, if you're interested.

[iamthetrickster]

Yeah, I think you're lacking some very important attributes. But your offer has me tempted - please, tell me more.

[theos_oinos]

I have a brother who's "Ladies Only" so I'm not going to hold that against you. Especially not for the sake of a film. I told a few of my girls that there might be a job opportunity here, so they put together a nice little audition interview tape. I'm a little protective of my maenads, so you don't get to meet them until I've met you. Sound fair?