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[iamthewheat]

[The video starts up with Wesker staring straight into the camera and it's quite obvious, despite the sunglasses, that he is incredibly unimpressed by the situation. It might be the fact that his mouth is set in a hard line that gives it away.] I assume this device allows communication with others... in which case, I think I can further assume

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[Voice]

[useddragonrush]

[Despite Chris' normal outlook on things, there was something unsetttling about the man's tone but he felt no reason not to answer his questions.]

In the order you asked: New Bark Town in some place called Johto, no one knows that so far at least thast I know, and finally that's a Porygon I think. A manmade Pokemon, they're supposed to be for our protection supposedly.

[video]

[iamthewheat]

...I see. [He doesn't say anything else for a brief moment, considering, looking down at his Pokemon again.]

And I suppose it'd be too much to hope that this is an elaborate hallucination, wouldn't it?

[voice]

[useddragonrush]

Unfortunately, you probably wouldn't be the first to think like that. I'm sure we all had other things to do than this.

[/switches to voice forever]

[iamthewheat]

Mm, being saddled with this thing is not what I was planning to do with my evening. For protection, you say? It looks as if a strong gust of wind would blow it over.

[Porygon protests at that quite loudly.]

[indemnifies]

You could eat it.

[iamthewheat]

[........He stares for a minute. And then switches to text.]

It hardly looks edible.

[indemnifies]

Neither does Nia's cooking, but that's delicious!

[iamthewheat]

That might mean more to me if I knew who Nia was.

[voice]

[masterofbonk]

Yer borin' me.

Why is yer voice comin' from my Pokegear, anyway? I don't have time ta hear some geezers whine.

[voice]

[iamthewheat]

Pity, I wasn't aware I was here specifically for your entertainment.

If it bothers you that much, by all means, ignore it.

[voice]

[masterofbonk]

Would if I could, but I can't find da ignore button.

[voice]

[iamthewheat]

In that case, why not make yourself useful and try answering questions?

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

It's aaaall in the trainer manual!

Well, most of it.

[video]

[iamthewheat]

[...frown.] 'Most' of it?

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

It doesn't tell us how we got here.

Or how to get back.

[video]

[iamthewheat]

Or indeed why, I should think. Training this... Pokemon is all well and good but bringing someone here for that purpose alone? I don't buy that for a moment.

[magical_logic]

Whatever brings us here, it's much more complex than teleportation, that much is certain.

[video]

[iamthewheat]

And there I thought teleportation was complex enough already.