So sick of the media bitching about pandas...

[iamunimaginativ]

It's time for a tangent. Oh yeah, it's all about the panda today. The panda can kick the bucket and I won't give a shit and here's why.

I've been intermittently reading about the giant panda all morning, between math problems. The anti-panda internet brings focus to the 3 main problems with the panda

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[kittie132]

haha i haven't laughed this hard since i read judges 1-5 this morning. hahahaa good stuff sue.

[gallowaybk]

lets waste those motherfuckers, more bamboo for us!

[iamunimaginativ]

Yes, I can always count on you to be the voice of reason about the extinction of a species!

[theflourweasel]

chavez is hilarious

[iamunimaginativ]

He should do stand up. All he'd have to do is lay out his plans for the world.

[vertex159]

you'd think asian kung fu fighters would want them out too cause if they eat all the bamboo, what the fuck else would they walk on? the ground? pfft.

[feral_mutt]

Opposable Thumbs
It's why we dominate, Bitch.

[flight714]

dude you already have that on a tshirt. lammmmmme.

[feral_mutt]

[gouges your eyes out with his thumbs]

[flight714]

::knees you in the crotch:: how bout them thumbs, now bia??