Comments | iamyourmother: She who must be obeyed

iamyourmother

She who must be obeyed

Apr 13, 2005 23:12

So, what is it really like being a mother to a kid? Do you really wanna know? First you endure 42 weeks of nausea, bloating, alien-like tummy expansion, and weird food cravings...then get to spend 13 hours pushing that HUMUNGOUS head out only to be left with stretchmarks and an episiotomy that will regale dinner parties for years to come ( Read more... )

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phweee April 14 2005, 07:09:54 UTC

HI ANA'S MOM!
It's Stef, Ana's friend :P

Nice big -long- entry. It was fun to read and ask ana what a totot is.
But I already know about the dinkie and so on (:

I can't wait for your wedding, it's going to be so cool!

cheesymite April 14 2005, 07:14:16 UTC

hehe...totot...and moom (moon).

cheesymite April 14 2005, 07:16:57 UTC

he didnt try to steal my chips...well he did...but he also tried to kiss meeeeee

phweee April 14 2005, 15:58:39 UTC

"the day she has to come out to me as heterosexual"

Don't you mean HOMOsexual?

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