Love soft as an easy chair ( Read more... )

Drew was up and hung out some today... Did mini golfing (tied there) and go-karting (he lapped me to take first, and I grabbed 2nd, two emo-fucks ended up in 3rd and 4th) and then music store, wal*mart, then gone ( Read more... )

Could you whisper in my ear ( Read more... )

They made a post asking about what everyone's resolutions are. My initial reply was:

I've got a novel idea for a resolution, do what I do: Don't make 'em ( Read more... )

Remember when you were younger and when someone would say "I'm tired" you'd think of the song about the bears in the bed and the little one saying roll over ( Read more... )

Yeahup... One of the greatest things I think I've ever said:

"There's a reason that 'k' comes before 'l' in the alphabet... It's the difference in 'kicking ass' and 'licking ass.'"

Wise men say only fools rush in ( Read more... )

All in all, I know, it's gettin' better everyday...

I'm gonna be writing a lot of music, and doin' some recordin' this afternoon I know...

( Here's the latest installments of my Walgreens related drivel... )

If you've sent me a message as of the late and I didn't reply, it's because I've been dicking around with Trillian... I've said fuck it and shit... Too much of a pain in my ass...

Seeing my prior work asshole lists were so popular, ( here's today's installment of musings about work: )