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[ian_kj]

I'm thinking about taking out massive student loans and moving back into Lansing in the next few months. This living out in the middle of nowhere shit has got to stop. Also, my health insurance through my parents runs out on January 1st, whether I live at home or not (which had been a previous stipulation)...and at the end of spring semester, I'll

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[upallnight923]

haha, why would you ever want to leave morrice? no one else does. you could stay too.....

:)

dig my michigan state news if you haven't already. i could become a household member again yet.

[ian_kj]

yeah...I've learned firsthand how almost no one escapes morrice. i do not intend to be any part of that club. it's like a black hole, except instead of gravity so strong it will crush you, it's fat guys decked out in camo who will crush you.

i have been dug on the MSU news, it made my brainpiece tingle. yaaay!

[anonymous]

Hey, if you are out in the Lansing area this summer and still looking for a job, then give me a call. I'm running a painting business and as long as you'll work hard for me, i can pay you pretty well and give you the hours you want. If I wasn't coming back to CMU next year and staying in the Lansing area, I would so get an apartment with you!!

[ian_kj]

That might work. Minus the fact that you forgot to login before you posted, so I have no idea who you are.

Remember: King Kong died for your sins

[lordofthenorth]

Oy!
I would take you up on the offer, but for several reasons. One, I have no money. Two, that means I would need a job. Three, that means I would need a car. Four, that would require more money. Five, I don't like you. Six, I have a good thing going on campus, and Eight, I am too lazy.
But it would be nice to have another casa. I haven't had a good game of poker in ages.
Oh, yeah. If you evar want to drag your ass back over for more hot Gamecube action, feel free at any time. And if you come on a Thursday, you can come to this crazy Libertarian group I joined for the hell of it and meet this batshit crazy guy who does all kinds of drugs and gets high and wasted and works directly for the Libertarian Party. He's good people.

Verily, I hath accepted His Apeness into my heart

[ian_kj]

And at church, instead of wine and wafers, it's coconut juice and banana bread.

That list disappoints me. But then I remembered your rather suspect personal hygiene habits and I felt a lot better about it. Note: rubbing moisturizing lotion over yourself once every few days does NOT count as showering. Trust me on this.

I don't think it'll be called the casa, Pedro had named it that long before I lived there. I'm thinking it will instead be "Le Chatéau." And no, me having taken French class has nothing to do with previously using lotion to shower.

But I will definitely stop by again soon for Cubey goodness. I've got crazy mad work this upcoming week (they're working me on Thanksgiving, for chrissakes, and another 24 hours from hell on Friday), but I can stop by earlier in the week. Also, I have class til late on Thursdays til the semester's over, then I start slacking and am only taking 8 credit hours. Woot.

[notsobertoday]

ian face. i'll live with you, but never live with a girl. because girls are crazy, and i'd pull you into mental instability. so i guess, unless you have a steady stream of hallucinagens and tranquilizers coming your way for when i get out of hand, i'd never want to do something like that to you. just because i'm really a good person under my drug complex(es).
<3youian.

[ian_kj]

girls ARE crazy, but i am insane, so i suppose it all works out in the end.

and yes, there's a difference, even if it is negligible.

besides, if you got out of hand i'd BAM ninja kick to the face. and you would go flying through three walls and then have to pay for the damage when i tell the landlord "yeah, she just went crazy and jumped through three walls, i dunno why" a ha haaaaaaaaaaaa

hahahahahhaa

[friendlypunk_]

true story

aggh

ill live with you and anna too. then we can fight over you even though none of us would ever date each other. ooooh and anna and i can sulk and bitch over who gets the most attention! and then we can fight over the tv, the phone, the last gulp of milk in the fridge! and anna and i will exclude the facts of:

1.we rarely watch tv
2.it'll probably my cell phone you two fight over
3.im lactose intolerant but ill pretend im not, make a huge scene about going out of my way due to the both of you on my phone "all the time". you'll give up and then i'll dump it out in the sink.

it'd make a great sitcom.

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[ian_kj]

Hurray, I get to be John Ritter! kinda...

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[ian_kj]

but you needen't worry about getting the most attention, because my seven girlfriends will be occupying all of my time. and the only thing i need a TV for is wings games and my gamecube. the last gulp of milk is icky and should be consumed by no one. there will be webcams installed*, and we will all be rich.

*the webcams will be in yours and anna's showers. by "we will all be rich," i mean i will be rich. and no worries, i will be too busy counting all my money to actually look at the cameras.