I'm ready to chuck a piano out my window.

[ian_s_mbp]

There is an asshole outside honking their horn.  They have been doing so for the last twenty minutes.  As with most parts of the city, honking your horn in residential areas will earn you a ticket.  I'm so grateful the NYPD is out enforcing the law.  They should be commended for this splendid display of excellence.

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[sophiab]

Ha, well um. Good morning?

[ian_s_mbp]

Good morning, indeed.

[snow_brittany]

I'm sorry, I was trying to get your attention?

[ian_s_mbp]

Ahahaha damn. You should've screamed out my name, I would've heard you. ;)

[snow_brittany]

Oh I'm sure you would have really enjoyed that =[

[ian_s_mbp]

Immensely, darling. :D

[kianmitchum]

You should go out and kick his ass Ian.

[ian_s_mbp]

It was way too cold to go out there and do any ass-kicking. He stopped as soon as I mentioned it, though, he must've felt some psychic feedback from me or something.

[hayl_duff]

Flash that middle finger, boy!

[ian_s_mbp]

In this city, it's rare to see somebody not doing that. I'd be nobody special. :/

[hayl_duff]

Well, finger or no finger you are special :)

[ian_s_mbp]

Short bus special, or...? Ahahaha better yet, never mind.

[sossamon_smk]

Hey I know you don't I?

[ian_s_mbp]

Hey you do. How've you been, beautiful? :*

[sossamon_smk]

Livin' la vida loca, or something to that effect. You?

[ian_s_mbp]

More or less the same, I'd think, but maybe I just say that to help me sleep at night. :[