Dear Tylenol,

[ianam1983]

Thank you for allowing me to type with a sprained middle finger. On the other hand, stop trying to put me to sleep at 7 P.M., you bastard!

Sincerely, Me

Comments

[akisawana]

What happened to your finger?

[psychokitty013]

Oh no! You won't be able to give the finger to people if it's sprained. Get better soon.

Tylenol has nothing on NyQuil btw.