Comments | ianam1983: More Storm Hawks. Not porn this time.

ianam1983

More Storm Hawks. Not porn this time.

Dec 24, 2010 22:53

Inspired by a scene at the end of episode 25, 'The Lesson'. It's on YouTube if you need to refresh your memory. Suffice to say that it involves Finn, a bullwhip, and a very... disturbing reaction from Stork.

( Give the past a slip... )

thy name is angst, storm hawks

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akisawana December 26 2010, 11:51:06 UTC

Now that the whirlwind crazy of Christmas is over, I can say with 100% certainty that this was the best part by far.

AERROW IS MADE OF GOLD AND WIN AND HOOKERS AND BLOW AND IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO DO ANY MORE FOR STORK. AND I DON'T MEAN "THIS IS THE EXTENT OF AERROW'S ABILITY" BUT "SHORT OF DEVELOPING TELEPATHIC POWERS, NOBODY COULD DO MORE." SERIOUSLY, HE GETS A MEDAL AND A BLOWJOB AND FIVE POUNDS OF CANDY.

AND OH GOD, STORK. AERROW WILL TAKE CARE OF IT AND NEVER LET YOU DOWN EVER AND PRESERVE THE TATTERED REMAINS OF YOUR DIGNITY. AND YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY THE HARD STUFF, BUT WHATEVER YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT WON'T HAPPEN WITH THE STORM HAWKS BECAUSE THEY ARE CONCENTRATED AWESOME. AND IF FINN KNEW, HE WOULD BE VERY SORRY. AND YOU TECHNICALLY DON'T HAVE TO TELL THEM EVERYTHING, BUT IF YOU DO, THEY WILL FIX WHAT CAN BE FIXED AND IF SOMETIMES THEY PASS AROUND THE IDIOT BALL, IT WILL ONLY BE A SIN OF OMISSION OR POSSIBLY MISSING THE CLUE BUS.