My Point Being...

[ianjeffrey]

I am here to address the issue--maybe not address it, actually, so much as just kind of toss it out there, like those guys who play in over-40 softball leagues. Just lob it in there, you know, over the plate, nice and easy. Nevertheless, there is the issue, and that cannot be denied. You know the issue to which I refer

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[smugasallhell]

Ian, that was the single funniest thing I have read in a LONG time... but I must say, being an elf is a good thing... I should know. AND! The "elves" that Santa uses aren't actually "elves"... that's a myth generated by the general public. They're gnomes... that's right GNOMES! And don't you forget it. When someone calls you an elf just think... oh cool, I'm so Orlando Bloom, "thanks random people". I would call you much more of a hobbit, but that's just me. Not like that's an insult either, but you know... there IS a difference. A HUGE difference.