I am the dumbest person in the whole entire world ( Read more... )

I love ballet. The music, the choreography, the romance, the codpieces, the stamina, the sets, the costumes, the story. Beautiful. I could've been a prima ballerina.

I coulda been a contenda.

I miss spooning with someone who is special to me ( Read more... )

I bought the best album ever yesterday before work, "Copulatin' Blues". It's an amazingly awesome compilation album about--you guessed it--FUCKING! It's hilarious. Right now the song that's playing is "Rubbin' on the Darned Old Thing". This album features such blues classics as: "You Stole My Cherry", "Get Off With Me", "Shave 'Em Dry" (which ( Read more... )

I am tired ( Read more... )

So I was trandferred along with my boss Jason over to the Queen Anne Pagliacci after I got promoted so that we could fix all of the shitty shit shit tha's been going on there. I was at work there today from 8:30 a.m. til 7:30 p.m. I woke up at 7 a.m. It was busy and we were understaffed and I don't know how things work there, so I feel ( Read more... )

This weekend was really fun except for being sick, and getting in a huge fight with my parents. I'm tired and bored now and don't want to go to work tomorrow morning. I'm quitting smoking right now. Wish me luck. I'm not doing cold turkey this time. I was doing really well until I had to drive back from Spokane and was having trouble staying ( Read more... )

Apparently my working my ass off over the past couple weeks/months has paid off, because today I got promoted to shift leader. I had been told that my managers had nominated me and a couple of other employees to be shift leaders, but apparently I got it. I got a pretty good pay raise, and I'm going to be working 40 hours per week. Not bad. And ( Read more... )

So sick of working. Ten days in a row. Morning shifts. 8+ hours each shift. When am I supposed to sleep? WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING SLEEP?!?!?!??!?? My pay check will be hecka big I guess, but goddamn, I am getting cranky and mean ( Read more... )

Not to self: NO MORE COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM! IT MAKES YOU UNBELIEVABLY SICK! EVERY TIME ( Read more... )