So since I haven't updated in a long time, I thought I would do that now since I'm not doing anything else other than wasting my youth and making my ass get fatter. So: my room is a mess. Also: I am celibate. On purpose. And: I had a lot of fun this weekend with block party and the Buzzcocks last night. I got way drunk. I am the most boring ( Read more... )

I've had a lot of fun the past couple of days, which was really good because I really needed it. And I got to play with some adorable fucking puppies over the past couple of days because I'm house-sitting for my aunt and uncle while they're on vacation. I'm really lucky to have such awesome friends too (Sarah, Nick, Jo and Natalie). I'm really ( Read more... )

Some fucked up shit happened tonight. And I don't really need anymore fucked up shit or shit of any kind. All I'm keeping in mind is that tomorrow I am going to go to my aunt and uncle's house to hang out with their dogs and eat a lot of food and watch a lot of t.v. and play the sims. And I'm going to nap. And everything will be okay. No one ( Read more... )

I can't express with enough words how happy I am that she is alive. Although I'll probably break down in tears next time I see her. But I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best mixtape ever.

I feel so numb right now. I don't know what to do. I couldn't stop crying and shaking for almost 2 hours. And then I just didn't want to think about if she had succeeded. And then I couldn't stop thinking about the times I tried, and how I knew it was shitty but I couldn't help it. And now the only thing I can think of is making the best ( Read more... )

One of my best friends tried to kill themselves yesterday. I just found out about it. Luckily, they called someone before they succeeded. And they almost suceeded. There were signs and I didn't see them. I wish I could've done something. I should've. I am so glad she didn't succeed. I don't know what I would've done with myself. Oh my god ( Read more... )

I think I'm dying....

Not only literally but figuratively as well. Go figure.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Ianmackayeslove!

I killed Foharrisrd the arch-demon.

I looted the Amulet of Roslyn, the Wand of Minor Threat, the Armour of Sleeping, the Armour of Psychology, the Shield of Nerdgir1, the Dagger of Lawn Gnomes, the Sceptre of Salad Days, the Sword of Agnostic, the Armour of Pentasonic, the Axe of Food, the Sword of ( Read more... )

Remember when you would walk me to my Jazz Age class ( Read more... )

Dear Livejournal,

Longnecks are much harder to flip over than Threehorns.

Also: I forgot how awesome Robin Leach was until I saw the last episode of Roseanne.

And: Roman is awesome. I want to marry him in Japan. AND MAYBE EVEN HAVE BABIES!!!!!!! Of course, they'll be coming out of his vagina, not mine. Duh.

Jerry Springer used to be a lot