Sugar Daddy Jesus?
Mom was looking through one of her teacher catalogs today when she found something she just had to share. When I saw it, I knew I had to scan it and show all of my friends.
(From Oriental Trading, Holiday '07 issue)
Yes, that is what you think it is. Thoughts on the subject included but were not limited to:
-Realizing that "eating the body of Christ" could take on a whole new meaning
-They should now replace the wine with hot cocoa
-BEST SMORES EVER
-Isn't Marshmellow Jesus a garage band in Portland?
-They can be used much like Peep Battles, only this will determine the fate of your soul. (Whoever knew that the microwave could be so powerful?)
-Some simple math. First, the Trinity (Father = Son = Holy Spirit, 3 in 1). Second, Jesus = Marshmellow. Marshmellow = made of sugar. So does this mean that Jesus = Sugar Daddy?
I should stop before I become even more of a heretic. But I probably won't.
(From Oriental Trading, Holiday '07 issue)
Yes, that is what you think it is. Thoughts on the subject included but were not limited to:
-Realizing that "eating the body of Christ" could take on a whole new meaning
-They should now replace the wine with hot cocoa
-BEST SMORES EVER
-Isn't Marshmellow Jesus a garage band in Portland?
-They can be used much like Peep Battles, only this will determine the fate of your soul. (Whoever knew that the microwave could be so powerful?)
-Some simple math. First, the Trinity (Father = Son = Holy Spirit, 3 in 1). Second, Jesus = Marshmellow. Marshmellow = made of sugar. So does this mean that Jesus = Sugar Daddy?
I should stop before I become even more of a heretic. But I probably won't.