New Jersey is the best state EVER.

Yesterday was a good day. I got up, oddly enough at a "normal hour" and had brunch. Yeah, I am creeped out too. I got Lynn her Ursinus shirt to complete her collection. Going home was good, despite the grandmother thinking that me driving home tonight was not a good idea. I asked her what would be the point of me staying? The mother and ( Read more... )

It is Saint Patrick's Day, NOT St. Patty's Day. The guy was not called Patty, now was he? No, I don't think so. Despite the issue over semantics, I did celebrate with 2/3 of a bottle of Jameson, STRAIGHT.

The paper on reciprocal altruism among vampire bats is finished. It is exactly the mandatory six pages and has one critical figure. It is perfect. Or at least, I think it is. I like bats, especially the Bacardi species ( Read more... )

Tonight I essentially ended up babysitting the mother’s boyfriend’s kid. The boy is in like fifth grade and is pretty smart (he was asking me questions about the periodic table of the elements), but he is a little off. He seems like one of those stereotypical, maladjusted kids from a broken home. From what I understand, his mother is off her ( Read more... )

There is much that needs to be posted on the internet from my individual life. For instance, in the first three days of being back at Acme, there has been 2 minor accidents in the parking lot, 1 major accident involving an old man and the front of a Tahoe resulting in a coma, several altercations with those lower than me on the Acme Totem Pole of ( Read more... )

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Tonight was a good night. All facets reflected my superiority over the majority of Ursinus College. Yet again, going to Sleepy's room proved fruitful for my ego. The level of stupidity in that room should be enough to declare it a national disaster. The one kid (who know's his name? douche maybe?) was just ridiculous. It both entertained and ( Read more... )

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I have found my own personal hell: a frappuccino with a straw that has a hole in it. Oh god, give me my frappuccino! The cars next to me must have thought I was off my rocker, what with the deep throating of the straw to get any frappuccino.