Secret Post 313

This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told my dad I wanted to get a summer job. Well, at least it's something.

Oh, right. I almost forgot, if you don't see a post from us for a couple of days, usually it means we're out of secrets. We just now have enough, so here's your post.

( We might just have to go back to doing 10 secrets per post. )

Secret Post 312

I'm really sorry about this being late! I hope you can forgive us for missing yesterday.

( There are some, um... very interesting ones today, though! )

Secret Post 311

Why the hell are there secrets of him this time?

( Figures I'd be the one to do this post. )

Secret Post 310

I'd say something about being completely out of secrets, but I'm sure you're all tired of it by now. Or at least expecting it.

( We -are-, but ... here you go. )

Secret Post 309

Not that it's new news lately, but we're running low on secrets again.

( Some of you should invest in Photoshop. Just my opinion. )

Secret Post 308

I think this is the first time in a while that we aren't competely out of secrets for the next post!

( I kind of miss the ones about food, though. )

Secret Post 307

I'm not sure whether some of these can be considered secrets or not.

( What else am I supposed to say? )

Secret Post 306

Hi, everyone! It's been a while, huh? Well, here I am again, delivering your secrets!

( Enjoy! )

Secret Post 305

What's this...? Ohohohoho! I think you'll all like this post very much!

( It's--well, you'll see! )

Secret Post 304

It seems like a lot of people are trapped somewhere.

( You'd think more interesting stuff would happen then. )