Secret Post 405

There's... a little variety today...

( ...See for yourself )

Secret Post 404

Man, is it dead around here. Is that why I was hired? Rest assured, I know how to liven up a place. I'd give the standard spiel about how your secrets are in safe hands, but...

( I don't want to give anyone the wrong idea. )

Secret Post 403

I apologize for the lateness, but we finally have ten secrets.

( Are they always like this? )

Secret Post 402

Sooo... should we just change the community name to giantrobot_secrets or what?

( Is thesamerobotsecretsoverandover too long? )

Secret Post 401

I have yet to ascertain the purpose of such a community, or what some of these secrets are hoping to achieve.

However, I would like to have words with the Anonymous behind secret number 10.

( Personal grievances aside, here are the secrets. )

Secret Post 400

Hey, look at that-- we're already up to this many posts. Well, I'm sure you're all dying to see what secrets we've got up today, so let's move on.

( ... It's all right, I'm not either. )

Secret Post 399

Alright! I hear it's been a while since this place has been able to keep this kind of pace up.

( Not bad, you guys )

Secret Post 398

Why am I even still doing this?

( This one is a real post too. )

Secret Post 397

... [ CACKLE, CACKLE ]

( You submitters never fail to amaze! )

Secret Post 396

Haha, I could really get used to the slow pace around here.

( Today's post, just for you )