Secret Post 385

So secret 3 and secret 8 walk into a bar, and the bartender asks 'why so blue'?

( ... What? Your secrets just ain't that funny. Sorry! )

Secret Post 384

Another... post.

( ... )

Secret Post 383

... well, one of these is pretty creative.

( I guess. )

Secret Post 382

Been a while since I tossed up a post. Not like I'm complaining, though.

( Let's see what you have for us today. )

Secret Post 381

Alright, time for another fun filled post, now with less booze! "Fun" might be a little subjective and I'm sure a lot of you enjoyed the free beverages, but it's noisy enough around here without it and I prefer for this to go as smoothly as possible. Sound good?

( Good. Now onward. )

SECTRY PODY 3-0

BOUT TIME

( WHAT SECRTES?? )

Secret Post 379

Where the fuck do the new people keep coming from? Not like we get paid for this.

( ... ARE we s'posed to get paid? )

Secret Post 378

...Has anyone figured out how to get fired from this yet? I really want to know.

( It's only my first post here and I'm already having trouble wrapping my head around some of these. )

Secret Post 377

A little reminder... don't post more than one secret per comment to the submission post. If you do, we'll only post one from that comment and something unfortunate will happen to the secrets we don't use.

( People in the mod lounge seem to be giving me funny looks. Fools. )

Secret Post 376

... suddenly, this job feels really uncomfortable.

( Or it may just be the secrets in general. )