Secret Post 334

Yeah, it's late. Some of us got better things to do than pray and listen to shitty music and sit around being useless.

( Here you go, anyway )

Secret Post 333

Once again, you all live up to expectations.

( I'd offer my congratulations, but I have secrets to post. )

Secret Post 332

Hey, who forgot to post this yesterday?

( I'll have to do it for them, I suppose. )

Secret Post 331

We're not really understaffed here, but it never hurts to have a little more help, right?

( And it's easier than writing damage reports )

Secret Post 330

Apparently we missed the two year anniversary of ic_secrets! But that's alright, since we missed the first one too. At least we're consistent?

( Not like that matters or anything, but it's nice to know. )

Secret Post 329

This is just a reminder, but um-- Please remember to put one secret in each comment on the submission post! If we get multiple secrets in one comment, we'll only take one of them. I'm sorry, but those are the rules--!

( I wonder where our new talking puppy is? )

Secret Post 328

...

Sometimes I wonder what exactly goes on at the places the secret posters are from.

( Then I realize that I'd rather stay in the dark on this particular issue. )

Secret Post 327

I guess only one or two of these at a time doesn't cut it for some people. In that case, I suggest talking a good, long walk outside instead if you feel that way. It's a nice day today! Wouldn't wanna miss out on all that nice sunshine, right?

( But some of you want to see these first, huh? )

Secret Post 326

Hi there!

I am here to post the secrets. I will do my very best to post the secrets correctly, because my master has given me this job. He is a good and smart master, so I will post the secrets for him.

( I will post them behind this lj cut! )

Secret Post 325

It seems I have been entrusted to handle your secrets for the time being. Worry not, because God smiles down on this community, and I will work under his watchful eyes with utmost care.

( Some of them, however... could use a little more virtue in them. )