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[icanfeelyounow]

dan goes to york, first year. gets a girlfriend, has sex.
i go to brock, second year. no boyfriends, no sex.

something is seriously wrong with the world when the anti-relationship, anti-social and anti-sex dude gets laid before i do.

Comments

[hannahxb]

Dude. You had ample opportunities.
The reason you didn't get laid first is because you have some standards.
F'reals. Suck it up. I'm sure you could get laid if you really tried.

[icanfeelyounow]

that's just what i mean. my only standard? preferably, a boyfriend. till then, i suppose my v-card's just gonna stay as is. not sayin' i never had opportunities. although, dan didn't really have any till he was at york; i've had chances since i was like 12.