Fuck the drinking less, Pat. Everyone knows drinking makes you a better writer. I've done experiments. Fucking massive experiments that have put my GPA on the line. Guess what? It's as good as ever. I can write in MULTIPLE languages since I started drinking. Trust me, kicking the sauce could be a tragic decision.
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Your liver will thank you, I promise, and if not now, then in ten years!
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Your editor will thank you, I promise, and if not now, then in ten years!
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+++ everything else
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I think everyone should have a beard.
I would have one too if I posessed the correct balance of hormones necessary to grow one.
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