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Aug 12, 2009 12:47

It has been brought to my attention that a number of annoying Girl Scouts have been going around trying to get everyone they deem "evil", i.e. like half of us here, to do good deeds and nice things and all that other bull. I just have one thing to say to you twerps. Look around us. See all that, y'know, fire and lava and brimstone and such?

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moe_elemental August 12 2009, 23:34:33 UTC
What are six-packs?

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icaststhespells August 13 2009, 04:12:37 UTC
Let's go get some and I'll show you. Are you 21?

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moe_elemental August 13 2009, 18:10:32 UTC
21...?

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red_san August 13 2009, 00:38:55 UTC
What the f--No, that's not how it works.

You gotta do things like a MAN. When you form an evil team, you go out and you hunt down the one guy or team who can stop you first, and you resolve to not do anything evil until you get HIM out of the way.

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icaststhespells August 13 2009, 04:13:21 UTC
That sounds like work, though.

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red_san August 13 2009, 04:15:13 UTC
Don't you get it? It's the only way that works. The point is that if you win, no one else can stop you.

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icaststhespells August 13 2009, 04:19:34 UTC
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that sooner or later someone always stops me. Even if the universe has to invent some douchebag omnipowerful wizard to do it.

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asshatoverlord August 13 2009, 01:12:27 UTC
Heh, it ain't that bad, I mean, all ya gotta do is make em do somethin for you in return!!

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icaststhespells August 13 2009, 04:14:03 UTC
I find your logic fascinating, and wish to hear more.

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asshatoverlord August 13 2009, 06:25:39 UTC
All ya gotta do is tell em that you'll do it, but only if they do somethin for you! If they want ya to do it enough, they'll do just about anything!!

Hell, if you get them to do it before you do what they want ya to, ya might be able to ditch em before they make you do it! HAHAHA!

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kyoko_needle August 13 2009, 03:52:18 UTC
*Kyoko is using her ninja skills to stealthy watch the group, but mostly Black Mage, listening to the group of honor students talk. When she heard enough, she pops out in a puff of pink smoke.

Black Mage, your honor student activities are some of the worse I have seen. You attacked a normal girl with no powers, who only wanted to show you the joys of delinquency. You have gone to far. I will have you apologies to her, and come with me to the orphanage. If you do not, I will be forced to use force, and I'd rather not!

*She looks very serious. She is also on her toes, because she is serounded by honor students.

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icaststhespells August 13 2009, 04:15:05 UTC
Wow, look how happening that isn't.

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kyoko_needle August 13 2009, 04:18:04 UTC
You tried to hurt my roommate, who I was trying to get closer to. Now she hates me, and has moved into another room, with your roommate, because of what you did. As a delinquent, I cannot just let that pass.

Will you go quietly, or will I need to tie you up in my yarn and drag you?

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maocontent August 13 2009, 04:20:04 UTC
Since when were you into bondage? Are you aiming to be an honor student now?

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