wilma
I love this weather. I just took the trash outside and I just wish I was a kid again and could just sit around outside flying a kite.
I went to target the other day and stopped in at the pizza hut express and finally remembered to bring home the breadstick box because it has some interesting words on there:
"Caution: Remove product from foil or paper wrap and/or box prior to reheating"
I guess this goes along with the "Caution: HOT!" warnings that McDonald's had to put on their paper coffee cups after being sued by that weirdo lady.
"Recommended reheating instructions: Preheat oven to 350 F."
Simple enough, but wait, it gets interesting:
"Remove all packaging materials"
holy antler of bambi, batman, we alrady did this! (wait, bambi doesn't have antlers... so much for that funny...)
continuing onwards...
"Place on baking sheet and put in oven for 5-10 minutes"
okay, no biggie
"Prices, participation, delivary areas may vary"
wait a darn pickin minute here. are you trying to tell me that my oven might actually be different in price from my neighbors? and that my oven might not actually want to participate in this cooking maneuver? jeminy christmas, I want a new oven!
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okay, with that silliness is over, here's another one to ponder:
It's the back of a new ticket I got in Detroit for a new flight after they cancelled the first one I was supposed to be on.
I know it's kinda hard to read, but when I saw option number four there, I just couldn't help but crack up. You mean to tell me that someobody might actually just choose to select number 4 and not write anything down on anything else and actually make the effort of turning that in?
I went to target the other day and stopped in at the pizza hut express and finally remembered to bring home the breadstick box because it has some interesting words on there:
"Caution: Remove product from foil or paper wrap and/or box prior to reheating"
I guess this goes along with the "Caution: HOT!" warnings that McDonald's had to put on their paper coffee cups after being sued by that weirdo lady.
"Recommended reheating instructions: Preheat oven to 350 F."
Simple enough, but wait, it gets interesting:
"Remove all packaging materials"
holy antler of bambi, batman, we alrady did this! (wait, bambi doesn't have antlers... so much for that funny...)
continuing onwards...
"Place on baking sheet and put in oven for 5-10 minutes"
okay, no biggie
"Prices, participation, delivary areas may vary"
wait a darn pickin minute here. are you trying to tell me that my oven might actually be different in price from my neighbors? and that my oven might not actually want to participate in this cooking maneuver? jeminy christmas, I want a new oven!
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okay, with that silliness is over, here's another one to ponder:
It's the back of a new ticket I got in Detroit for a new flight after they cancelled the first one I was supposed to be on.
I know it's kinda hard to read, but when I saw option number four there, I just couldn't help but crack up. You mean to tell me that someobody might actually just choose to select number 4 and not write anything down on anything else and actually make the effort of turning that in?