I must confess that the journeys to Darkshore are becoming less few and far-between. I hide my face in shame as it drains me of sleep at this ungodly hour, yet the lateness is nothing I haven't grown used to over the last few years. I might even say that I enjoy the late night solitude. Either way there's only a handful of days remaining until it ( Read more... )

A swift and unexpected move by Father Time in the Eleventh Hour managed to redeem 2006's good name in the eyes of the protagonist. It may have ended in sub-zero conditions on streets no busier than a ghost town's rush hour, but it was a good note nonetheless ( Read more... )

The repetitive questioning about how the holiday went leaves me with a dried, disgusting taste in my mouth...with just a hint of Jagermeister on the breath. The fire is out and the stockings lay on the ground, abandoned for plasma-screened examples of greed and extravagance that make hedonism look masochistic ( Read more... )

In 1740 a cow was found guilty of sorcery in France and publicly hanged.

This is its story... The lack of snow doesn't do much for the holiday spirit. The prospect of a "Green Christmas" is alien to me, perhaps a sign that St Nick should someday be greeted on the beaches of Hawaii. Sure this could be followed appropriately by some rant on global ( Read more... )

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Time to begin my new life.....as the Ping Pong Tournament Grand Champion Ponger. All I have to do is beat South Central High at State and the title will be mine!!!!!! MINE!!!!

...And I'm the sane one in my family.

Well I'll break the long-standing Livejournal hiatus to complain about myself. I was a little too drunk last night. *sigh ( Read more... )

Wow I went a whole week without shawarma. I think my head hurts now ( Read more... )

So I'm swimming in the pool upstairs right? Alex and I are minding our own business while about 8 or 9 guys are swimming nearby. Then Alex notices that one of the guys is naked. His friends all get out of the pool and take his towel and stuff as a joke.. So of course whose towel does the sketchy naked guy take? Yup mine ( Read more... )