2011 Thread Logs: January-June :｡･:*:･ﾟ'☆
Thread records for 2011. January to June.
Thread records for July to December are here.
January 01 2011
Norway finds out what Iceland and Estonia were up to
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Relates to a thread in which Iceland and Estonia had "relations" on New Years Eve. Norway is not impressed.
January 04 2011
Iceland is wondering why his boss keeps leaving condoms on his desk
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread
Notes: Norway confronts Iceland about Ice's newyear shenanigans.
Truth thread
Threaded with: Anon, whatsthehammer
Thread 1, Thread 2
Notes: Anon thinks Estonia is using Iceland to get into the Nordics, and Denmark was dared to compliment Norway
Norway approaches Estonia again
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Once again, on the subject of Iceland. Anon left Norway a bit unsure.
January 07 2011
Sweden, Norway, and dancing
Threaded with: lionofthenorth
Thread
Notes: In which awkwardness abounds, waltzing happens, Sweden steps on Norway's toes, and they both confess that they wouldn't mind doing "something else" some time.
"Iceandheather/ME"
Threaded with: Anonyous, maine_man
Thread
Notes: Maine gets confused, and Anonymous gets wayyy too personal.
January 09 2011
RPers, thread with your mun
Threaded with: yuuago
Thread
Notes: ... this is silly. Also contains a to-do list of things I need to take a look at.
Truth thread
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Thread 01, Thread 02
Notes: No, the stick shoved up Norway's ass is metaphorical.
January 10 2011
Truth thread
Threaded with: Anonymous, takesyourcake
Thread 01, Thread 02
Notes: Norway really, really does not like kissing in public. Even if the person he's kissing is, uh, himself.
February 08 2011
On the subject of Iceland and dating
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Thread
Notes: A question about Turkey/Iceland gets derailed by Norway's thoughts on it.
February 17 2011
Norway has no recollection of this
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Apparently, Norway is a blushy drunk.
February 23 2011
Norway + playboybunny outfit, y/y? He says n/n.
Threaded with: Various anonymouses, takesyourcake, kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Anons don't know when to stop, Norway gets along well with himself, and Denmark is acting weird as usual.
February 24 2011
I'd like to tangle your curl, if you know what I mean
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Thread
Notes: No, you can't touch his haircurl. |:
February 25 2011
LET'S TALK ABOUT DENMARK. WHAT A GUY, EH?
Threaded with: Anonmark and kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark, stop posting about yourself.
February 27 2011
MAN, THAT DENMARK. WINNING OSCAR AWARDS MAKES HIM SO SEXY.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Subthread
Notes: Strange things happen when Norway is in a good mood -- Such as him suggesting that Denmark take him out somewhere.
March 06 2011
Situation: There are mattresses everywhere
Threaded with: vacuous_orbs, Cool.gif Anon, and another Anon
Direct to subthread
Notes: Finmochi is creepy but cute, apparently Norway looks like a chick, and there are novels worse than Twilight.
March 09 2011
Is that you, Iceland
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread
Notes: Norway is always sticking his nose in Iceland's business.
March 10 2011
Trying to get peace and quiet on the meme is not a good idea
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Thread
Notes: In which Anon swaps Norway's coffee for tea (how dare you) and another Anon thinks tying a ribbon on Nor's haircurl is a great idea.
Denmark all up in your face
Threaded with: dam_stijl, kingkongeriget
Subthread 01 Subthread 02
Notes: Danmark, it ain't the smoke what bugs Nor. Really.
March 16 2011
If Iceland got drunk, would he call Norway 'Big brother'?
Threaded with: Anonymous and lookscold
Thread
Notes: Clearly, he would.
March 20 2011
Cupcakes + truth serum = ???
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: "Do you have any other signs of dementia and should the meme be worried for you?" Oh, anon.
March 21 2011
Hey, let's make fun of Denmark!
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: In which Norway and Netherlands take shots at Denmark, and Netherlands is a sexy douchebag.
Denmark is awesome! ... Not exactly.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Everything was going fine until Denmark said something without thinking.
March 22 2011
Norway and Monaco sitting in a tree?
Threaded with: Anonymous, whorestria
Subthread
Notes: Anon, stop getting all up in Nor's personal business.
Anon says the RPers should have a cuddlepile. Nor says 'Nay'.
Threaded with: Anonymous, takesyourcake, dam_stijl
Subthread 1 Subthread 2
Notes: Anon is getting a little too close for comfort, and Netherlands doesn't believe that Anons don't have faces.
March 23 2011
Truth thread
Threaded with: Anonymous x2, dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: In which Norway confesses to being rather... open with his thoughts when he's drunk, and Netherlands hits on Norway again.
March 25 2011
The nations: How good are they at sucking cock?
Threaded with: lookscold, dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: In which haircurl-grabbing Netherlands gets punched in the face.
March 26 2011
So nations, what does it take to get laid with you?
Threaded with: Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anon pulls on Norway's hair; this guy just can't get a break.
Norway, Denmark, Sweden and porn mags
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: That trio get up to strange things when drunk, apparently.
HEY NATIONS, WHO DO YOU WANT TO FUCK
Threaded with: Anonymous, takesyourcake, dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anon is a pain, Norway's ideal partner is himself, and Netherlands is acting like slightly less of an asshole than usual.
March 27 2011
The hell is this?
Threaded with: Anonymous, lionofthenorth
Thread
Notes: ... Creative geography?
Staring contest: Who would win, Sweden or Norway?
Threaded with: lionofthenorth, changing_rules, Anonymous
Thread
Notes: In which Norway loses and then gets kissed.
Nor, that ain't sanitary.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Neither of them remembers what happened. Is it a clever ruse?
March 29 2011
My mind is telling me NO
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Anon seems to be implying that Norway should keep an eye on Iceland.
March 30 2011
Someone knows your secret.
Threaded with: Anonymous, dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Apparently, Norway talks in his sleep... and Nor and Netherlands are capable of having a civil conversation, if it involves plotting against Denmark.
March 31 2011
England has a stick up his ass
Threaded with: Anonx2, stop_hacking_me, thatendswell
Subthread with Estonia & anons; Subthread with England
Notes: Estonia asks about fairies, Anons pester Norway, and Norway pesters England.
Sweden, what're you doing
Threaded with: whrs_mwf
Thread
Notes: Unexpected hugs are unexpected
April 02 2011
Netherlands is sulking on the meme
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread and then continued here
Notes: Due to strange circumstances, Netherlands no longer has cigarettes. Norway provides.
April 03 2011
Sometimes they get along
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Someone did a number on Netherlands' garden; Norway will help him put it to rights.
April 04 2011
Netherlands and Norway should just do it already
Threaded with: Anonymous, dam_stijl, ardis89
Thread
Notes: Norway doesn't agree with it. :|
April 05 2011
People are weird.
Threaded with: Anonymous, lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anon grabs Norway's haircurl again; and there is discussion of whether Iceland can lift a car.
Let's be honest: People will say what they think of you
Threaded with: Anonymous, stop_hacking_me, dam_stijl, le_coq_gaulois, lookscold, kingkongeriget
Subthreads: With Anonymous, with Estonia, with Netherlands, with France, with Iceland (and Anonymous), with Denmark
Notes: Anon is a creeper, Estonia is attracted to Norway, Netherlands realizes that Norway isn't so bad, France is... France, Iceland is awkward, and Norway and Denmark tell each other about their Feelings.
April 06 2011
MAN, THAT DENMARK. WHAT A FONT. WHAT A PAGETOP.
Threaded with: tinediserp/dam_stijl OOC/2
Direct to subthread
Notes: ... This is silly.
April 07 2011
Anon ships Iceandheather/Dam_Stijl. Norway doesn't approve.
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Thread
Notes: "Netherlands ain't bad for conversation, but what you're suggesting -- No."
Who are the worst nations in bed? Anon says Denmark.
Threaded with: Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway decided to take "in bed" literally, and talks about sleeping.
Netherlands is in a good mood... mostly
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Everything was going fine until Ned asked for a kiss.
Anon summons Norway
Threaded with: Anon x3
Thread
Notes: Anon accuses Iceland of something, and asks Norway to do summat about it.
April 09 2011
Anon spreads Nordics photos; Belgium thinks they're cute
Threaded with: bellabelgium
Thread
Notes: After grumbling about anons, Netherlands, and Denmark, they end up deciding to go for coffee together.
April 10 2011
G2b Norway
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Anon and Norway are night owls.
April 11 2011
Norway and England, you guys need to deal with this
Threaded with: thatendswell, dam_stijl
Subthread with England; Subthread with Netherlands
Notes: Anon posted evidence that Iceland and Hong Kong are Involved; Norway and England decide to nose about in their business. Also, Norway discovers Iceland has signed himself over to Netherlands... and throws a few punches while trying to draw this information out.
Penny for your thoughts? Norway is looking for Iceland.
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread; and continued here
Notes: Norway and Iceland settle their bet, and then have a Talk about the issue with Netherlands.
April 12 2011
What would you do with a clone? Denmark would keep it.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
April 13 2011
Anon says that Norway steals coffee mugs
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Anon accuses Norway of various things
Threaded with: various Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Anons are strange. And Norway does not steal coffee mugs.
April 15 2011
France is reading. Norway approaches him. They talk.
Threaded with: le_coq_gaulois
Direct to subthread; continued here
Notes: France is behaving himself... mostly. Until the conversation takes a certain turn.
April 16 2011
Will Denmark get drunk tonight? Maybe. Or probably.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark is buzzed, and Norway is confusing.
April 17 2011
A conversation with the mun
Threaded with: yuuago
Thread
Notes: Discussing recent goings-on, and reaching the conclusion that the mun needs to get some guts.
April 19 2011
What if I shoved my cock in your face?
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark needs to brush up on his English slang, and he can keep his mouth shut about some things, much to Norway's relief.
April 20 2011
What will you do when Iceland bites the dust?
Threaded with: dam_stijl and lookscold
Thread
Notes: Iceland got himself into some really deep trouble, and Norway needs to help him get out of it.
Continuation of above
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread (scroll down) or direct to subthread
Notes: ... jfc this plot I don't even.
April 21 2011
The bomb plot still ain't over
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread
Notes: The task isn't finished, but Iceland needs to finish it himself. Norway urges him to come stay with him when it's all over.
April 22 2011
Anon says Iceland is offering free blowjobs
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread
Notes: In light of Iceland being freed, Anon spreads lies. Norway questions Iceland on it.
April 23 2011
"Where is everybody?" anon asks.
Threaded with: Anonymous, dam_stijl
Subthread with anon, Subthread with Netherlands
Notes: Anon claims Iceland is dead, but Norway doesn't believe it. Netherlands thinks Iceland is dead, but Norway reassures him, while they share a smoke.
April 24 2011
Judging you, bro
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway tells Iceland to contact Netherlands. Iceland brushes it off a bit. Norway judges.
Norway! Look what you raised!
Threaded with: lookscold and takesyourcake
Thread
Notes: Anon posts some Turkey/Ice and accuses Norway of not raising Iceland right; then Norway discusses with his double about having a Word with Iceland.
April 25 2011
So, did the brothers finally get in a physical fight?
Threaded with: Anonymous(es), lookscold, dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Iceland hits like a kid, Norway doesn't want to know about his brother's sex life, and further discussion about that plot.
April 26 2011
Estonia and chairs and being suspicious
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me
Thread
So, who is getting offed?
Threaded with: bellabelgium
Direct to subthread
Notes: Again, related to the Host plot. Norway is certain everything will be fine; Belgium is worried.
April 27 2011
Yes, nations can die on the meme.
Threaded with: thatendswell
Direct to subthread
Notes: France is dead as a result of the Host plot. Now, England and Norway discuss bringing him back.
May 02 2011
So, what are your secret kinks
Threaded with: my_pppokerface
Direct to subthread
Notes: In which Norway and Femway discuss meme-magic.
May 03 2011
Who did you last kiss?
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway teases Iceland about kissing, and finds out (to his relief) that the contract between Iceland and Netherlands has been rendered void.
May 07 2011
Norway, I want to watch your brother suck a popsicle.
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Anon is a creeper; Norway is annoyed.
May 09 2011
Denmark + doodling + ridiculous hair = ???
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway pokes fun at Denmark's hair, then asks to spend some time with him.
May 11 2011
Netherlands, you look hilarious
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Someone pranked Netherlands while he was passed out. Bro, that lipstick is so not a flattering colour on you.
May 12 2011
Don't worry, Norway will fix it.
Threaded with: le_coq_gaulois
Thread
Notes: England managed to bring France back from the dead without assistance... then adjusted the spell so that France can't talk. France turns to Norway for help.
CONFESS. ... Come again?
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark finds Norway confusing; Norway finds Denmark frustrating.
May 13 2011
Personal business
Threaded with: dam_stijl and bellabelgium
Thread
Notes: Anons ask personal questions, Netherlands talks with Norway about Iceland, and Belgium confronts Norway about how he forgot their coffee date.
May 14 2011
Anons are rude, and Norway is apologetic
Threaded with: Anonymous, kingkongeriget
Thread; continued with Denmark here.
Notes: Anon doesn't have any manners, and Norway and Denmark have to keep trying.
The Anonmeme voted on the Eurovision entries
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: In Anon's Eurovision voting, Iceland placed second; Norway offers to take him out for drinks.
May 16 2011
Estonia was dared to streak through the meme
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me, dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Whyyyyy, anon.
Continued: Netherlands thinks Norway's a prude
Threaded with: dam_stijl, lookscold
Thread
Notes: ... Somehow each knows what the other is thinking, even without saying anything. Don't question it.
Norway and Netherlands in a tree
Threaded with: lookscold, dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Anon needs to keep their nose out of things, Iceland is convinced Norway's been sleeping with Netherlands, and Norway isn't as much of a prude as Netherlands thought.
May 17 2011
Happy birthday, Norway
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Estonia gives flowers to everyone on occasions like this. Norway is surprised he remembered.
May 19 2011
GB2B Norway
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Note: Someone comments that Denmark has a punchable face; everyone assumes it's Norway. (Thread contains some NSFW fanarts)
May 25 2011
Anon is posting questionable photos again
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Norway and Finland get up to questionable things when drunk? Perhaps.
Is magic real?
Threaded with: Anonymous, stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Norway says "yes"; Anon doesn't believe it. Estonia isn't sure.
May 27 2011
Fill this in - "I like my men as I like my coffee: ..."
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: The coffee metaphor isn't a great one, and Norway likes winning. (Reading Denmark's subthread with anon is recommended, as Norway refers to it)
May 28 2011
Norway runs into a younger Netherlands
Threaded with: kleutertje
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway decides it's best if Holland doesn't know who he is.
Norway smells like guilt and sex, according to anon
Threaded with: Anonymous, stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Anon has some very strange impressions about Norway.
May 30 2011
LittleNetherlands is taking tolls at the bridge
Threaded with: kleutertje
Direct to subthread
Notes: Holland and Mister Weird meet again.
May 31 2011
So, what are your plans for the Meme Prom?
Threaded with: Anonymous and le_coq_gaulois
Direct to subthread
Notes: Meme will be having a prom. Norway isn't interested. France isn't either... but he does think Norway needs to let loose and live a little.
Kisses for Iceland
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread
Notes: Sometimes anons post the most embarrassing things! (The pixel art in this thread is adorable)
June 01 2011
Finland is a monster toward Sweden! ... Really?
Threaded with: finnish_him
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway and Finland aren't sure what Anonymous is on about.
Anon wants to borrow Norway's haircurl
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: No, Anon. You can't. :|
June 02 2011
Chinomi's thoughts on potatoes and Iceland
Threaded with: chinomi
Thread
Notes: This is what not to do if you want Norway to invite you to supper.
Denmark's too sexy for this thread
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark looks ridiculous in shades... and so does Norway.
June 03 2011
Tell anon about your last fight
Threaded with: lionofthenorth
Thread
Notes: Sweden battled with a can of tomato sauce; Norway gets a different impression.
June 06 2011
Netherlands says: 'Hairspray fucking sucks'
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Hairspray sucks, and Netherlands looks cute with his hair down.
June 09 2011
You are now turned on. What do.
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: In which Norway and Netherlands discuss magic and favours. Something strange has (apparently) happened to Luxembourg.
SO WHAT ABOUT THAT DENMARK, GUYS
Threaded with: Anonmark
Thread
Notes: Denmark, stop posting about yourself. Also, Norway is a grump.
June 13 2011
You are now compelled to blurt out one of your secret desires
Threaded with: kingkongeriget and stop_hacking_me
Direct to subthread with Denmark; subthread with Estonia
Note: Denmark wants a cat, and Estonia is acting strangely.
June 14 2011
France has acquired God's powers, and... made a few adjustments.
Threaded with: le_coq_gaulois
Direct to subthread
Notes: Might want to check the main thread just to see what... changes France has made. Norway is not thrilled about it.
June 16 2011
Third comment? Getting slow, Denmark.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Sometimes, Denmark has a point.
June 20 2011
Anon has strange ideas about Finland
Threaded with: finnish_him
Thread
Notes: Anons are WEIRD. And neither Norway nor Finland knows what to do about it.
June 23 2011
Anon asks "what do you taste like"...
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark apparently tastes like awesome... and has unfortunately been listening to the lies Anonymous tells him.
June 26 2011
Sweden, your eyes look a little... .giffy
Threaded with: lionofthenorth
Thread
Notes: Due to Anonymous's tricks, Sweden has eyes like an eyes.gif... and all the associated attributes. Norway is not impressed.
Denmark says he doesn't have problems
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark might think he doesn't have problems. Norway begs to differ. Insults are flung, punches are exchanged!
According to Anon, Iceland is pregnant.
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Iceland really needs to learn that anons are bad news.
June 27 2011
Iceland is taking dares. Bad idea.
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway dares Iceland to call him "dear big brother". Iceland isn't pleased.
June 28 2011
"So, select one of these relationship options..."
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Just setting-up for something later.
June 29 2011
Denmark, you're drunk.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark is sloshed. Norway is unimpressed... and suspects something isn't quite right.
Thread records for July to December are here.
January 01 2011
Norway finds out what Iceland and Estonia were up to
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Relates to a thread in which Iceland and Estonia had "relations" on New Years Eve. Norway is not impressed.
January 04 2011
Iceland is wondering why his boss keeps leaving condoms on his desk
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread
Notes: Norway confronts Iceland about Ice's newyear shenanigans.
Truth thread
Threaded with: Anon, whatsthehammer
Thread 1, Thread 2
Notes: Anon thinks Estonia is using Iceland to get into the Nordics, and Denmark was dared to compliment Norway
Norway approaches Estonia again
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Once again, on the subject of Iceland. Anon left Norway a bit unsure.
January 07 2011
Sweden, Norway, and dancing
Threaded with: lionofthenorth
Thread
Notes: In which awkwardness abounds, waltzing happens, Sweden steps on Norway's toes, and they both confess that they wouldn't mind doing "something else" some time.
"Iceandheather/ME"
Threaded with: Anonyous, maine_man
Thread
Notes: Maine gets confused, and Anonymous gets wayyy too personal.
January 09 2011
RPers, thread with your mun
Threaded with: yuuago
Thread
Notes: ... this is silly. Also contains a to-do list of things I need to take a look at.
Truth thread
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Thread 01, Thread 02
Notes: No, the stick shoved up Norway's ass is metaphorical.
January 10 2011
Truth thread
Threaded with: Anonymous, takesyourcake
Thread 01, Thread 02
Notes: Norway really, really does not like kissing in public. Even if the person he's kissing is, uh, himself.
February 08 2011
On the subject of Iceland and dating
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Thread
Notes: A question about Turkey/Iceland gets derailed by Norway's thoughts on it.
February 17 2011
Norway has no recollection of this
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Apparently, Norway is a blushy drunk.
February 23 2011
Norway + playboybunny outfit, y/y? He says n/n.
Threaded with: Various anonymouses, takesyourcake, kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Anons don't know when to stop, Norway gets along well with himself, and Denmark is acting weird as usual.
February 24 2011
I'd like to tangle your curl, if you know what I mean
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Thread
Notes: No, you can't touch his haircurl. |:
February 25 2011
LET'S TALK ABOUT DENMARK. WHAT A GUY, EH?
Threaded with: Anonmark and kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark, stop posting about yourself.
February 27 2011
MAN, THAT DENMARK. WINNING OSCAR AWARDS MAKES HIM SO SEXY.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Subthread
Notes: Strange things happen when Norway is in a good mood -- Such as him suggesting that Denmark take him out somewhere.
March 06 2011
Situation: There are mattresses everywhere
Threaded with: vacuous_orbs, Cool.gif Anon, and another Anon
Direct to subthread
Notes: Finmochi is creepy but cute, apparently Norway looks like a chick, and there are novels worse than Twilight.
March 09 2011
Is that you, Iceland
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread
Notes: Norway is always sticking his nose in Iceland's business.
March 10 2011
Trying to get peace and quiet on the meme is not a good idea
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Thread
Notes: In which Anon swaps Norway's coffee for tea (how dare you) and another Anon thinks tying a ribbon on Nor's haircurl is a great idea.
Denmark all up in your face
Threaded with: dam_stijl, kingkongeriget
Subthread 01 Subthread 02
Notes: Danmark, it ain't the smoke what bugs Nor. Really.
March 16 2011
If Iceland got drunk, would he call Norway 'Big brother'?
Threaded with: Anonymous and lookscold
Thread
Notes: Clearly, he would.
March 20 2011
Cupcakes + truth serum = ???
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: "Do you have any other signs of dementia and should the meme be worried for you?" Oh, anon.
March 21 2011
Hey, let's make fun of Denmark!
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: In which Norway and Netherlands take shots at Denmark, and Netherlands is a sexy douchebag.
Denmark is awesome! ... Not exactly.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Everything was going fine until Denmark said something without thinking.
March 22 2011
Norway and Monaco sitting in a tree?
Threaded with: Anonymous, whorestria
Subthread
Notes: Anon, stop getting all up in Nor's personal business.
Anon says the RPers should have a cuddlepile. Nor says 'Nay'.
Threaded with: Anonymous, takesyourcake, dam_stijl
Subthread 1 Subthread 2
Notes: Anon is getting a little too close for comfort, and Netherlands doesn't believe that Anons don't have faces.
March 23 2011
Truth thread
Threaded with: Anonymous x2, dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: In which Norway confesses to being rather... open with his thoughts when he's drunk, and Netherlands hits on Norway again.
March 25 2011
The nations: How good are they at sucking cock?
Threaded with: lookscold, dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: In which haircurl-grabbing Netherlands gets punched in the face.
March 26 2011
So nations, what does it take to get laid with you?
Threaded with: Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anon pulls on Norway's hair; this guy just can't get a break.
Norway, Denmark, Sweden and porn mags
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: That trio get up to strange things when drunk, apparently.
HEY NATIONS, WHO DO YOU WANT TO FUCK
Threaded with: Anonymous, takesyourcake, dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anon is a pain, Norway's ideal partner is himself, and Netherlands is acting like slightly less of an asshole than usual.
March 27 2011
The hell is this?
Threaded with: Anonymous, lionofthenorth
Thread
Notes: ... Creative geography?
Staring contest: Who would win, Sweden or Norway?
Threaded with: lionofthenorth, changing_rules, Anonymous
Thread
Notes: In which Norway loses and then gets kissed.
Nor, that ain't sanitary.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Neither of them remembers what happened. Is it a clever ruse?
March 29 2011
My mind is telling me NO
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Anon seems to be implying that Norway should keep an eye on Iceland.
March 30 2011
Someone knows your secret.
Threaded with: Anonymous, dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Apparently, Norway talks in his sleep... and Nor and Netherlands are capable of having a civil conversation, if it involves plotting against Denmark.
March 31 2011
England has a stick up his ass
Threaded with: Anonx2, stop_hacking_me, thatendswell
Subthread with Estonia & anons; Subthread with England
Notes: Estonia asks about fairies, Anons pester Norway, and Norway pesters England.
Sweden, what're you doing
Threaded with: whrs_mwf
Thread
Notes: Unexpected hugs are unexpected
April 02 2011
Netherlands is sulking on the meme
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread and then continued here
Notes: Due to strange circumstances, Netherlands no longer has cigarettes. Norway provides.
April 03 2011
Sometimes they get along
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Someone did a number on Netherlands' garden; Norway will help him put it to rights.
April 04 2011
Netherlands and Norway should just do it already
Threaded with: Anonymous, dam_stijl, ardis89
Thread
Notes: Norway doesn't agree with it. :|
April 05 2011
People are weird.
Threaded with: Anonymous, lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Anon grabs Norway's haircurl again; and there is discussion of whether Iceland can lift a car.
Let's be honest: People will say what they think of you
Threaded with: Anonymous, stop_hacking_me, dam_stijl, le_coq_gaulois, lookscold, kingkongeriget
Subthreads: With Anonymous, with Estonia, with Netherlands, with France, with Iceland (and Anonymous), with Denmark
Notes: Anon is a creeper, Estonia is attracted to Norway, Netherlands realizes that Norway isn't so bad, France is... France, Iceland is awkward, and Norway and Denmark tell each other about their Feelings.
April 06 2011
MAN, THAT DENMARK. WHAT A FONT. WHAT A PAGETOP.
Threaded with: tinediserp/dam_stijl OOC/2
Direct to subthread
Notes: ... This is silly.
April 07 2011
Anon ships Iceandheather/Dam_Stijl. Norway doesn't approve.
Threaded with: Anonymous x2
Thread
Notes: "Netherlands ain't bad for conversation, but what you're suggesting -- No."
Who are the worst nations in bed? Anon says Denmark.
Threaded with: Anonymous
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway decided to take "in bed" literally, and talks about sleeping.
Netherlands is in a good mood... mostly
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Everything was going fine until Ned asked for a kiss.
Anon summons Norway
Threaded with: Anon x3
Thread
Notes: Anon accuses Iceland of something, and asks Norway to do summat about it.
April 09 2011
Anon spreads Nordics photos; Belgium thinks they're cute
Threaded with: bellabelgium
Thread
Notes: After grumbling about anons, Netherlands, and Denmark, they end up deciding to go for coffee together.
April 10 2011
G2b Norway
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Anon and Norway are night owls.
April 11 2011
Norway and England, you guys need to deal with this
Threaded with: thatendswell, dam_stijl
Subthread with England; Subthread with Netherlands
Notes: Anon posted evidence that Iceland and Hong Kong are Involved; Norway and England decide to nose about in their business. Also, Norway discovers Iceland has signed himself over to Netherlands... and throws a few punches while trying to draw this information out.
Penny for your thoughts? Norway is looking for Iceland.
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread; and continued here
Notes: Norway and Iceland settle their bet, and then have a Talk about the issue with Netherlands.
April 12 2011
What would you do with a clone? Denmark would keep it.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
April 13 2011
Anon says that Norway steals coffee mugs
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Anon accuses Norway of various things
Threaded with: various Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Anons are strange. And Norway does not steal coffee mugs.
April 15 2011
France is reading. Norway approaches him. They talk.
Threaded with: le_coq_gaulois
Direct to subthread; continued here
Notes: France is behaving himself... mostly. Until the conversation takes a certain turn.
April 16 2011
Will Denmark get drunk tonight? Maybe. Or probably.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark is buzzed, and Norway is confusing.
April 17 2011
A conversation with the mun
Threaded with: yuuago
Thread
Notes: Discussing recent goings-on, and reaching the conclusion that the mun needs to get some guts.
April 19 2011
What if I shoved my cock in your face?
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark needs to brush up on his English slang, and he can keep his mouth shut about some things, much to Norway's relief.
April 20 2011
What will you do when Iceland bites the dust?
Threaded with: dam_stijl and lookscold
Thread
Notes: Iceland got himself into some really deep trouble, and Norway needs to help him get out of it.
Continuation of above
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread (scroll down) or direct to subthread
Notes: ... jfc this plot I don't even.
April 21 2011
The bomb plot still ain't over
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread
Notes: The task isn't finished, but Iceland needs to finish it himself. Norway urges him to come stay with him when it's all over.
April 22 2011
Anon says Iceland is offering free blowjobs
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread
Notes: In light of Iceland being freed, Anon spreads lies. Norway questions Iceland on it.
April 23 2011
"Where is everybody?" anon asks.
Threaded with: Anonymous, dam_stijl
Subthread with anon, Subthread with Netherlands
Notes: Anon claims Iceland is dead, but Norway doesn't believe it. Netherlands thinks Iceland is dead, but Norway reassures him, while they share a smoke.
April 24 2011
Judging you, bro
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway tells Iceland to contact Netherlands. Iceland brushes it off a bit. Norway judges.
Norway! Look what you raised!
Threaded with: lookscold and takesyourcake
Thread
Notes: Anon posts some Turkey/Ice and accuses Norway of not raising Iceland right; then Norway discusses with his double about having a Word with Iceland.
April 25 2011
So, did the brothers finally get in a physical fight?
Threaded with: Anonymous(es), lookscold, dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Iceland hits like a kid, Norway doesn't want to know about his brother's sex life, and further discussion about that plot.
April 26 2011
Estonia and chairs and being suspicious
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me
Thread
So, who is getting offed?
Threaded with: bellabelgium
Direct to subthread
Notes: Again, related to the Host plot. Norway is certain everything will be fine; Belgium is worried.
April 27 2011
Yes, nations can die on the meme.
Threaded with: thatendswell
Direct to subthread
Notes: France is dead as a result of the Host plot. Now, England and Norway discuss bringing him back.
May 02 2011
So, what are your secret kinks
Threaded with: my_pppokerface
Direct to subthread
Notes: In which Norway and Femway discuss meme-magic.
May 03 2011
Who did you last kiss?
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway teases Iceland about kissing, and finds out (to his relief) that the contract between Iceland and Netherlands has been rendered void.
May 07 2011
Norway, I want to watch your brother suck a popsicle.
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Anon is a creeper; Norway is annoyed.
May 09 2011
Denmark + doodling + ridiculous hair = ???
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway pokes fun at Denmark's hair, then asks to spend some time with him.
May 11 2011
Netherlands, you look hilarious
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Someone pranked Netherlands while he was passed out. Bro, that lipstick is so not a flattering colour on you.
May 12 2011
Don't worry, Norway will fix it.
Threaded with: le_coq_gaulois
Thread
Notes: England managed to bring France back from the dead without assistance... then adjusted the spell so that France can't talk. France turns to Norway for help.
CONFESS. ... Come again?
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark finds Norway confusing; Norway finds Denmark frustrating.
May 13 2011
Personal business
Threaded with: dam_stijl and bellabelgium
Thread
Notes: Anons ask personal questions, Netherlands talks with Norway about Iceland, and Belgium confronts Norway about how he forgot their coffee date.
May 14 2011
Anons are rude, and Norway is apologetic
Threaded with: Anonymous, kingkongeriget
Thread; continued with Denmark here.
Notes: Anon doesn't have any manners, and Norway and Denmark have to keep trying.
The Anonmeme voted on the Eurovision entries
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: In Anon's Eurovision voting, Iceland placed second; Norway offers to take him out for drinks.
May 16 2011
Estonia was dared to streak through the meme
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me, dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Whyyyyy, anon.
Continued: Netherlands thinks Norway's a prude
Threaded with: dam_stijl, lookscold
Thread
Notes: ... Somehow each knows what the other is thinking, even without saying anything. Don't question it.
Norway and Netherlands in a tree
Threaded with: lookscold, dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Anon needs to keep their nose out of things, Iceland is convinced Norway's been sleeping with Netherlands, and Norway isn't as much of a prude as Netherlands thought.
May 17 2011
Happy birthday, Norway
Threaded with: stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Estonia gives flowers to everyone on occasions like this. Norway is surprised he remembered.
May 19 2011
GB2B Norway
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Note: Someone comments that Denmark has a punchable face; everyone assumes it's Norway. (Thread contains some NSFW fanarts)
May 25 2011
Anon is posting questionable photos again
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: Norway and Finland get up to questionable things when drunk? Perhaps.
Is magic real?
Threaded with: Anonymous, stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Norway says "yes"; Anon doesn't believe it. Estonia isn't sure.
May 27 2011
Fill this in - "I like my men as I like my coffee: ..."
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: The coffee metaphor isn't a great one, and Norway likes winning. (Reading Denmark's subthread with anon is recommended, as Norway refers to it)
May 28 2011
Norway runs into a younger Netherlands
Threaded with: kleutertje
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway decides it's best if Holland doesn't know who he is.
Norway smells like guilt and sex, according to anon
Threaded with: Anonymous, stop_hacking_me
Thread
Notes: Anon has some very strange impressions about Norway.
May 30 2011
LittleNetherlands is taking tolls at the bridge
Threaded with: kleutertje
Direct to subthread
Notes: Holland and Mister Weird meet again.
May 31 2011
So, what are your plans for the Meme Prom?
Threaded with: Anonymous and le_coq_gaulois
Direct to subthread
Notes: Meme will be having a prom. Norway isn't interested. France isn't either... but he does think Norway needs to let loose and live a little.
Kisses for Iceland
Threaded with: lookscold
Thread
Notes: Sometimes anons post the most embarrassing things! (The pixel art in this thread is adorable)
June 01 2011
Finland is a monster toward Sweden! ... Really?
Threaded with: finnish_him
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway and Finland aren't sure what Anonymous is on about.
Anon wants to borrow Norway's haircurl
Threaded with: Anonymous
Thread
Notes: No, Anon. You can't. :|
June 02 2011
Chinomi's thoughts on potatoes and Iceland
Threaded with: chinomi
Thread
Notes: This is what not to do if you want Norway to invite you to supper.
Denmark's too sexy for this thread
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark looks ridiculous in shades... and so does Norway.
June 03 2011
Tell anon about your last fight
Threaded with: lionofthenorth
Thread
Notes: Sweden battled with a can of tomato sauce; Norway gets a different impression.
June 06 2011
Netherlands says: 'Hairspray fucking sucks'
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Thread
Notes: Hairspray sucks, and Netherlands looks cute with his hair down.
June 09 2011
You are now turned on. What do.
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: In which Norway and Netherlands discuss magic and favours. Something strange has (apparently) happened to Luxembourg.
SO WHAT ABOUT THAT DENMARK, GUYS
Threaded with: Anonmark
Thread
Notes: Denmark, stop posting about yourself. Also, Norway is a grump.
June 13 2011
You are now compelled to blurt out one of your secret desires
Threaded with: kingkongeriget and stop_hacking_me
Direct to subthread with Denmark; subthread with Estonia
Note: Denmark wants a cat, and Estonia is acting strangely.
June 14 2011
France has acquired God's powers, and... made a few adjustments.
Threaded with: le_coq_gaulois
Direct to subthread
Notes: Might want to check the main thread just to see what... changes France has made. Norway is not thrilled about it.
June 16 2011
Third comment? Getting slow, Denmark.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Sometimes, Denmark has a point.
June 20 2011
Anon has strange ideas about Finland
Threaded with: finnish_him
Thread
Notes: Anons are WEIRD. And neither Norway nor Finland knows what to do about it.
June 23 2011
Anon asks "what do you taste like"...
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark apparently tastes like awesome... and has unfortunately been listening to the lies Anonymous tells him.
June 26 2011
Sweden, your eyes look a little... .giffy
Threaded with: lionofthenorth
Thread
Notes: Due to Anonymous's tricks, Sweden has eyes like an eyes.gif... and all the associated attributes. Norway is not impressed.
Denmark says he doesn't have problems
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Direct to subthread
Notes: Denmark might think he doesn't have problems. Norway begs to differ. Insults are flung, punches are exchanged!
According to Anon, Iceland is pregnant.
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Iceland really needs to learn that anons are bad news.
June 27 2011
Iceland is taking dares. Bad idea.
Threaded with: lookscold
Direct to subthread
Notes: Norway dares Iceland to call him "dear big brother". Iceland isn't pleased.
June 28 2011
"So, select one of these relationship options..."
Threaded with: dam_stijl
Direct to subthread
Notes: Just setting-up for something later.
June 29 2011
Denmark, you're drunk.
Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Thread
Notes: Denmark is sloshed. Norway is unimpressed... and suspects something isn't quite right.