I'm pretty sure I just had the cutest, most fun 45 minutes of the past four months.

People can't conceive of a virtue in someone else that they can't conceive in themselves. Instead of believing you're stronger, it is so much easier to imagine you're weaker. You're addicted to self-abuse. You're a liar. People always believe the opposite of what you tell them.-Chuck Palahniuk

I can't stop listening to "Bury Me Next to You" by Stitch Hopeless and the Sealegs.

OR SMOKING.

Oh and I almost forgot, my neighbor that looks like a giant 5 year old tried to sell me some chronic. To return the favor of me letting him use the backwash of my vitamin water to flavor their bong and letting them give me two dollars per cigarette that I gave to them.

OH, WHY DOES HOPEWELL RULE SO HARD?

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