Dear Protoge,

[iced_kristea]

It wasn't so endearing when you projectile vomited onto my lip, yesterday, while I tried to give you a kiss goodnight. Especially when you smiled with contentment, afterward.
Remember that when you hate me in 14 years.

-K

Comments

[ludicrous]

If you start practicing now, you'll be able to projectile vomit onto HER lip in 14 years! >:D That'll show 'er!