Oh Gary.

I'm taking you to the ocean...
See?
I was THERE.

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They're talking about dwarves on the SNL half-time show.

She quotes Hendrix with "I ain't seen my baby in ninety-nine and one half days..."
And that has to be the most perfectly fitting quote of this moment in my life, also.

But all my words come back to me
In shades of mediocrity.

-Kristy

This is what Triumph says to Simon (from American Idol):
"You tell people that they have no talent?
That's like poop telling vomit it stinks."

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I don't understand how people get used to life.

And you know what? It would be fun to be a rockstar.

Tiki torches and 30 stories up. Black night battling the glow of a glorious city. Ocean waving in the moonlit tide. From this far up, you see the mountains of Maui, as the ocean cascades into infinity.
Restaurants and slow-dancing. Pina Coladas on a black sandy beach. At the highest point in my world- helicopter ride over an active volcano... then ( Read more... )

Merry Kristymas.