A
• Are you available?: Physically.
• What is your age?: 28
• What annoys you?: Idiocy.
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Yes.
• When is your birthday?: March 21.
• Who is your best friend?: I don't have one.
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Tootsie Roll Pops
• Crush?: No.
• When was the last time you cried?: A long time ago.
D
• Do you daydream?: Yes.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: A mutt.
• What day of the week is it?: Sunday.
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Poached.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yes.
• Ever pet an elephant? No.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: No.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: No.
• Is there a fan in your room?: No.
G
• Do you chew gum?: No.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Yes.
• Do you like gory movies?: I suppose.
H
• How are you?: Alive.
• What's your height?: 6'1"
• What color is your hair?: Dirty blonde.
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Neapolitan.
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yes.
• Ever been in an igloo?: Yes. Built one, even.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Pink lemonade.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: Yes.
• Do you wear jewelry?: No.
K
• Who do you want to kill? Someone who's already dead, just not yet.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yes.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: I suppose.
L
• Are you laidback?: Yes.
• Lions or Tigers?: Lions.
• Do you like black licorice?: Yes.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Iron Man.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: No.
• Favorite store at the mall?: N/A.
N
• Do you have a nickname?: A few.
• Whats your favorite number?: Zero.
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night.
O
• What's your one wish?: To fix things.
• Are you an only child?: No.
• Do you like the color orange?: It's fine.
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: I don't get paranoid.
• Piercings?: No.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Several people.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Yes.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: I do.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: Yes.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: Yes, though only because I am.
• Do you watch reality TV?: No.
• Reason to cry?: Pain.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Rain
• Do you like snow?: Yes.
• Whats your favorite season?: Late fall/early winter.
T
• time is it?: Almost 2 am.
• What time did you wake up?: 5 pm.
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: Probably.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: No.
• Uncles do you have?: One.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Cauliflower.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: No.
• Ever considered being vegan?: No.
W
• What's your worst habit?: I'm egotistical.
• Do u like water rides?: I suppose.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: Yes.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yes.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Yes.
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Yes.
• What year were you born in?: 2010.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: No, just the opposite.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: No.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Aries.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: A long time ago.