Anonymous Fandom Kinks Meme

[icedteainthebag]

I'm going to try something here...

icedteainthebag's SEXY ANONYMOUS FANDOM KINKS MEME
for Battlestar Galactica and X-Files fandomsSHARE YOUR FANFIC (OR OTHER) KINKS, whether they've been written or not

Comments

[anonymous]

I have a severe positional kink for women on top while receiving oral sex. It basically turns hot porn into BEST PORN EVER pretty much immediately.

I really, really like an edge of violence to my porn--I'm not *really* into non-con (though I've read some variations on the AMTDI storyline that work, especially when then include quasi-realistic recovery/relationship-reestablishment stuff) but I want the sense that both parties are just on the verge of forcing each other to be there. Mutual compulsion is very, very good.

And, since this is apparently where we're doing kink-related venting, re: XF: it pisses me the fuck off that most of the kink fic I've read--and most that's any good--totally gets the dynamic wrong. Like, Scully's a sub? Really? Have you...how can I say this...SEEN THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOW? More to the point, can you actually really picture Fox Mulder, Mr Abandonment Issues and Ego Complexes, as a top? Really? IDK, this bugs the living fuck out of me, but I don't know if I have the stamina (or the audience,

[anonymous]

Like, Scully's a sub? Really? Have you...how can I say this...SEEN THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOW?

THANK YOU. I seriously have a major, major problem with this. I can only see Scully topping Mulder and never the other way around. I remember when there was that horrible 3,000 part fic where Mulder and Scully were "Master" and "Kat" and it was just so, so wrong. Not just in the writing (which was utterly horrid) but in concept. And in Mary Sueness, too, but that's another story for another time entirely.

[anonymous]

YES. So I totally starting planning out the epic kinky sexytiems in my head before I ever read any fic...you know, in great detail...and then I came across that one (Aphrodisa, right?) AND the Karen Rasch (?) one and was like...are these people watching the same show as me? Am I that stupid that I apparently missed this entirely?

But, no, no, I am not.

[anonymous]

I could go for Laura riding Bill's craggy face any day of the week.

Or Lee's. Shut him the fuck up for awhile.

I think an edge of violence to porn is hot, like you said, doesn't have to be noncon, but there's something highly sexual about a little bit of pain, emotional, physical.

There's no fucking way Scully would be a sub unless she was entertaining Mulder's fantasy as such.

[anonymous]

Or Lee's. Shut him the fuck up for awhile.

OH, YES PLEASE. SOMEONE SHUT THAT BOY UP!

[notacrnflkgirl]

"Like, Scully's a sub? Really? Have you...how can I say this...SEEN THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOW?"

ILU.

[37_soul_sister]

Like, Scully's a sub? Really? Have you...how can I say this...SEEN THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOW?

THIS. WIN.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

I stopped reading XF fics cause I just got so fed up with anything that didn't have Scully as the dominant. I just can't wrap my head around it any other way. So if anyone knows any great XF fics where Scully is on top, or at least dominant in some way, please share with the class!!! : )

[amalnahurriyeh]

May I humbly suggest my entire body of work? ;)

In particular, you might like pornbattle ficlets #3 and #5 (if you aren't allergic to Mulder/Scully/Krycek), or Narrative Thrust (again, Krycek warning) or Magic (season 8 warning, ha). I don't know if they'll work for you, but I totally agree that any configuration of the 'ship has to involve Scully being dominant on some level.

*disappears into the ether again*

[37_soul_sister]

Excellent! Thank you!

[notacrnflkgirl]

Now is as good a time as any to tell you how much I love your fics. ♥

[anonymous]

Like, Scully's a sub? Really? Have you...how can I say this...SEEN THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOW?

THIS. SO MUCH THIS, only about Laura. Can we get off the fucking D/s where Bill is dom already plz?

[anonymous]

omfg, for real. the idea of bill as a dom makes me laugh my fucking ass off.

[anonymous]

He wouldn't know where to fucking START. It's supposed to be play, and Bill being Bill couldn't do anything but take it seriously. And when you take it seriously it causes problems. Ugh.

[anonymous]

SERIOUSLY? People try to write LAURA FUCKING ROSLIN as a sub? Do words mean the same thing in their universe as they do here?

SHE WILL FUCKING AIRLOCK THEM. IN BLACK LEATHER. OKAY?

[anonymous]

they do. and I am so bored of it I want to threaten them with ass-rape with a giant dildo and needles in their nipples, except they're such Mary-Sueing subs themselves they'd probably enjoy it. or I would get arrested for harassment. one way or the other.

[anonymous]

MOTHERFRAKKING HOT AS HELL