[bsg_pornbattle] Basestar Rave

[icedteainthebag]

Title: Basestar Rave
Author: icedteainthebag
Pairing: Laura/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 4,396
Spoilers: through S4
Author's Notes: Originally written for the bsg_pornbattle. Prompt: Bill/Laura, "let's have some fun/this beat is sick/I wanna take a ride/on your disco stick." This was written per coffeesuperhero's request. I want to thank tlynnfic for first brainstorming this idea with me via txt,

Comments

[samcasey]

*FIRST*

*runs off to go read*

[snoopy0917]

See! I told you Bill can dance.

Finally, she sees a sign that says, “Cylon Rave” with a big, black arrow pointing down one of the long, dimly lit, identical hallways, and follows it.

This is ridiculous, but this line made me laugh out loud...And whe whole thing was cracky and amusing and hot. mmmmm...drunk!dancing!Bill. I wants one...

Btw, you know I hate you a little for you ability to write so fast, right?

[icedteainthebag]

I'm glad you laughed. I really liked the idea of the Cylon signs. wtf, Cylons? Seriously? signs?

Thank you so much. I know you hate me. My hands will hate me when I get carpal tunnel in like, three months.

[somadanne]

"I find it... mmmm... a little uncomfortable asking the Cylon I airlocked... Oh, Bill, yeah.... if I can go to his party," Laura manages. Bill nibbles on her ear as his hands roam over her back.

"One word," Bill says. "Flashlight."

OMGS, I'm howling (and trying NOT to explain to my girls why I'm laughing so hard).

"I'll thank you," Bill growls, his fingers playing with her bra strap. "And I’ll thank you hard, Madam President."

GUH!

“Oh, frak me,” Hoshi groans as he leans back against the CIC table.

“I most certainly will,” Gaeta growls with a smirk as he drops to his knees.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (And my girls ask, "What??"--the reason I usually don't read this stuff when they're around.)

“Touch me like we’re frakking,” she says, her breath hot on his skin. “With our clothes on.”

OMGS so HOT!

This was so cracktasically funny and hot and absolutely brilliant! Loved the bathroom scene, of course. :D

I am insanely jealous that you can write so well so fast! But I enjoy reading it so much that I'll just put it aside.

[icedteainthebag]

SO HAPPY you liked it!! :) Yay. This makes me really, really happy.

And yay, bathroom sex ftw. :)

Thanks for sexing Bill up for me. I hope I got him to be a little sexy.

Thank you for putting aside your insane jealousy. :)

[dashakay]

Dear Adrienne,

I am writing you to inform you that Dasha will give you full and complete feedback tomorrow but I have had to sedate her with a Thorazine injection to her gluteus maximus. Her hysterical laughter was such that I felt it was best to calm her down before she ruptured vital internal organs. She is currently sprawled on our bed, drooing and singing "I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this, I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this..."

I remain, your friend as always,

N

[somadanne]

Dear Adrienne,

I must admit that I am very concerned that your poor friend Dasha cannot manage a complete drool. This is cause for an intervention.

I believe more porn will be required. Soon.

Thank you.

~Anne

[dashakay]

Dear Anne,

I believe it's time you ante up with some porn yourself. Dasha mentioned that this morning over bagels and coffee.

Cordially,

Nathan

[somadanne]

Dear Nathan,

I was only worthy of loo fic. The pornbattle was beyond my skillz.

Maybe next time. :P

~A

[trialia]

WIN :D

[icedteainthebag]

Thank you! :)