Moar Crack: Laura's Fake Hand
Last night--late, late last night--after a lengthy conversation about 37_idees_fixes' Laura + Sushi Picspam (and if you haven't checked that out... I won't even start flailing for fear of seriously injuring myself, I'll just say, go check it out), meryl_edan and I began discussing, at length, as is fairly normal, Mary's various body parts and what we think about them.
The topic of her hands came up, and I was reminded of a pic I'd seen on laura_daily this weekend, and I decided to expose myself meryl_edan to said picture, and this is what transpired.
We'll ease into this with the end of our Sushi Picspam conversation.
<<< snippet >>>
meryl_edan is talking about how there is something bothering her about the sushi pictures from the picspam, and icedteainthebag is trying to guess what it is...because we're just that kind of awesome and exhausted and delirious and it is way, way too late
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A: so much tongue.
M: ok, that is a lot
i stand corrected
she's always poking that thing out
A: yeah, it really is
dude,
yes.
M: ha
watch For All Time someday
um
it's her hands
A: does she lick things?
M: she has old lady hands
A: DAMN i was going to say that
M: she licks her lips and such
yeah
i don't mind too much
but I noticed
A: godsadama i have closed the sushi window.
i did notice that a little bit.
M: knobby knucles and veins
A: i've noticed it waaaaaaaaaaay more in other pics.
like.. this one freaked me the fuck out yesterday
M: it bothers me in that it reminds me of how old she is and then it's harder for me to enjoy ogling her chest, for example
A: that's a valid point.
M: oh jesus
yeah
wow
A: seriously
M: wish i hadn't seen that
skeletor
A: i know she's supposed to have teh cancer but damn
she's so adorable though
M: doesn't that look like it could be a fake hand?
A: yes it really does
maybe it is lol
M: look at sleeve
A: omg lol
OMG
lmao. why.
M: i can't type.
A: it is a different color from the other
lolmao
why the fuck
wold she have a fake hand lmfao
M: lol
A: ohhhh
lol
now my neighbors are going to think i'm having funny sex
M: i bet she brought it herself
A: Lmao like she has fake hands back at her place
M: she stole it from little michael's halloween costume last year
A: lol
M: she probably emailed Ron about it 100x
and finally he just gave in
A: "i need a fake hand. you don't understand."
"Dear Ron, just checking in to make sure you realize Laura's gonna have a fake hand"
M: lmao
A: "Dear Ron, fake hand day is today, just fyi"
M: omg
and Ron's forwarding to David with just "WTF" in the subject line
or "more Mary wtfery"
A: David writes back "Let her have the fake hand, it might be sexy"
M: lol
A: Mary shows up with the fake hand
M: she freaks Eddie with it once
A: lolol
"OMG! My HAND! Oh, just kidding, check it out!"
M: uses it to smack Jamie on the ass
A: "Mary, what the fuck!"
"Talk to the hand"
M: omg
forgets it on the craft services table a few times
lmfao
A: lol
"Eddie check it out, finger food"
M: oh gods
A: And now it is finally time for her scene and ron comes up to her
M: Eddie then wants a fake hand too
A:
"I am using this fake hand Ron, I don't care what you say, all right, Laura needs a fake hand, it's very Star Wars"
M: "it's my last shot at an Emmy"
A: "Emmy voters love amputees"
M: OMG
lol
A: Tragic sushi accident
M: this is so bad because I will see her hands in ATL and either be horrified or just crack up so hard
A: lmfaoooo
M: sushi accident omg
so wrong
A: i know
does eddie show up with a fake hand
M: no
another body part
what could it be
A: lmaaaoooooo
M: he couldn't find a hand so he had to get something else
A: trump that Mary bitch
M: hogan got the eyepatch
mary got the fake hand
fuck
he needs something good
a pimp cane or something
A: lol
M: and he affects a limp
A: Gaeta got the fucking leg
M: shit
that's right
damn
um
A: lolol
everybody's a fuckin amputee
/ the end. thank the gods.
Crack. We're on it.
The topic of her hands came up, and I was reminded of a pic I'd seen on laura_daily this weekend, and I decided to expose myself meryl_edan to said picture, and this is what transpired.
We'll ease into this with the end of our Sushi Picspam conversation.
<<< snippet >>>
meryl_edan is talking about how there is something bothering her about the sushi pictures from the picspam, and icedteainthebag is trying to guess what it is...because we're just that kind of awesome and exhausted and delirious and it is way, way too late
___________________________________________________
A: so much tongue.
M: ok, that is a lot
i stand corrected
she's always poking that thing out
A: yeah, it really is
dude,
yes.
M: ha
watch For All Time someday
um
it's her hands
A: does she lick things?
M: she has old lady hands
A: DAMN i was going to say that
M: she licks her lips and such
yeah
i don't mind too much
but I noticed
A: godsadama i have closed the sushi window.
i did notice that a little bit.
M: knobby knucles and veins
A: i've noticed it waaaaaaaaaaay more in other pics.
like.. this one freaked me the fuck out yesterday
M: it bothers me in that it reminds me of how old she is and then it's harder for me to enjoy ogling her chest, for example
A: that's a valid point.
M: oh jesus
yeah
wow
A: seriously
M: wish i hadn't seen that
skeletor
A: i know she's supposed to have teh cancer but damn
she's so adorable though
M: doesn't that look like it could be a fake hand?
A: yes it really does
maybe it is lol
M: look at sleeve
A: omg lol
OMG
lmao. why.
M: i can't type.
A: it is a different color from the other
lolmao
why the fuck
wold she have a fake hand lmfao
M: lol
A: ohhhh
lol
now my neighbors are going to think i'm having funny sex
M: i bet she brought it herself
A: Lmao like she has fake hands back at her place
M: she stole it from little michael's halloween costume last year
A: lol
M: she probably emailed Ron about it 100x
and finally he just gave in
A: "i need a fake hand. you don't understand."
"Dear Ron, just checking in to make sure you realize Laura's gonna have a fake hand"
M: lmao
A: "Dear Ron, fake hand day is today, just fyi"
M: omg
and Ron's forwarding to David with just "WTF" in the subject line
or "more Mary wtfery"
A: David writes back "Let her have the fake hand, it might be sexy"
M: lol
A: Mary shows up with the fake hand
M: she freaks Eddie with it once
A: lolol
"OMG! My HAND! Oh, just kidding, check it out!"
M: uses it to smack Jamie on the ass
A: "Mary, what the fuck!"
"Talk to the hand"
M: omg
forgets it on the craft services table a few times
lmfao
A: lol
"Eddie check it out, finger food"
M: oh gods
A: And now it is finally time for her scene and ron comes up to her
M: Eddie then wants a fake hand too
A:
"I am using this fake hand Ron, I don't care what you say, all right, Laura needs a fake hand, it's very Star Wars"
M: "it's my last shot at an Emmy"
A: "Emmy voters love amputees"
M: OMG
lol
A: Tragic sushi accident
M: this is so bad because I will see her hands in ATL and either be horrified or just crack up so hard
A: lmfaoooo
M: sushi accident omg
so wrong
A: i know
does eddie show up with a fake hand
M: no
another body part
what could it be
A: lmaaaoooooo
M: he couldn't find a hand so he had to get something else
A: trump that Mary bitch
M: hogan got the eyepatch
mary got the fake hand
fuck
he needs something good
a pimp cane or something
A: lol
M: and he affects a limp
A: Gaeta got the fucking leg
M: shit
that's right
damn
um
A: lolol
everybody's a fuckin amputee
/ the end. thank the gods.
Crack. We're on it.