Oh Madrid

[icemangw86]

Ok so since i don't want to bore everyone with all of the boring museum stuff i'll just tell about the exciting things

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[i_feel_pretty]

john: france is for pussies
tyler: i second that

[i_feel_pretty]

if you think france had awesome castles, you need to go to germany, when i was there i saw something like twenty castles in about two weeks.

[icemangw86]

Yea there was a lot of sarcasm with that France comment if you didn't catch.

[i_feel_pretty]

you are the single most retarded person i know.

[i_feel_pretty]

my friend jonathon (not wilder) got his backpack stolen at an internet subway (sandwich restaurant) in spain, then a month later he saw that exact subway on a 2020 report on theft in spain.

[icemangw86]

Man Spain is a great place.

[i_feel_pretty]

also, if you ever actually chase someone like that, i hope you get stabbed and die so i have the opportunity to not go to your funeral, because if you die in a stupid way im not going.

[hellogoodsoul]

what would constitute a non-stupid death?

[i_feel_pretty]

i was just being nice in a sort, the original was much meaner

A non-lame death

[lemonhead414]

First off this is hypothetical, second off its badass.
Ok so what you do is steal a tank with three of your best friends, and make sure someone knows what to do with it (fire the main turret, auxillery cannon, .50cal AP turret, and switch the rounds between HEAT, and uh... the AP rounds.) Then you just basically go around blowing shit up and killing people, and dont get forget to go by the orphanage and ruin their shit, you will be known forever as the badass tank crew, you can give yourself a sweet ass name like "hells on wheels" or something sweet like that. I would also suggest that the tank never stops moving and when it does, you make sure that hatch stays sealed shut or the SWAT teams will throw a hand grenade inside and paint the walls with your insides. Don't forget to attempt to run but in reality just pull an assault rifle out and a LAW launcher to kill police and take down news helicopters. Hm.. that pretty much sums up a sweet death. Make sure you never go in alive, you don't want to be someones bitch in jail.

[hellogoodsoul]

uhhh...evan, the museum stuff IS the exciting stuff. TELL ME MORE.

[icemangw86]

Ok well i saw this pretty awesome Dali exhibit and Goya is one fucked up man. In a nutshell.

[hellogoodsoul]

OMG DALI IS MY MOST FAVORITE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR which paintings did you seee?

[icemangw86]

Not the clock one.. but i saw some really cool ones. I think i got a postcard of it but i can't find it. I saw one of a lion slash man and something called the angelus?

[jennavive_3000]

im glad you enjoyed the steak.

[icemangw86]

It was delicious. You would've been impressed.

[i_feel_pretty]

the only true american cuisine is the steak

[i_feel_pretty]

way to live it up in a foreign land