ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

[icepixie]

I go to the doctor for high blood pressure, and she says, "You probably have a tumor

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[bulleteyes]

Your doctor needs to be excited for both of you. If she does not do her very best for you then she will be the doctor who botched that one in a million patient.

[icepixie]

Hah! True, although really if the tests indicate a tumor she's going to hand me off to an endocrinologist and endocrine surgeon...

[bulleteyes]

They can't botch you either. You are still holding The Golden Ticket.