Xmas Presents from Samus 2010 [action]

[icequeen_aran]

[Samus is admittedly not feeling a whole lot of Christmas Cheer this year and many people are getting a bottle of space booze as a result. Said booze contains a bright neon blue liquid and looks like something you probably should not drink. It tastes like something you should probably not drink rapidly. Unless you are man enough.]

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[pedaltothemetal]

[Falcon thinks it is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.]

So there's this hot tub on the roof...

[icequeen_aran]

Yeah. I don't know how that got there. [Smile betrays this statement.]

[pedaltothemetal]

I don't care how it got up there, I'm going to use it.

[He stands, clearly ready to get his hot tub on. There is secretly one last present on the kitchen table and it is a bottle of champagne.]

[icequeen_aran]

Hey, wait for me. [She is ambling up and nearly trips over all the paper and boxes. In the same motion she sets the goggles on the table but THIS NECKLACE AAARGH FUMBLING WITH CLASP AS SHE FOLLOWS HIM.]

[pedaltothemetal]

Nope, I'm going to beat you there.

[He may have already turned the hot tub on to let it warm up.]

[icequeen_aran]

Yeah well unless you're planning on hot tubbing with your clothes on, I'm going to beat you to the water. [Except her quick stride is broken when she notices the bottle of champagne. She decides to give up on the necklace and grabs that instead. SOME BUBBLY FOR THE TUBBLY.]

[pedaltothemetal]

Joke's on you!

[Samus might notice as she makes her way to the hot tub that there is a trail of Falcon clothes starting with his shirt and ending with his socks.

Which means there is probably a naked Falcon on the snow-covered roof.]

[icequeen_aran]

[Yeah that was his shirt which she almost tripped over and those were his pants which she also almost tripped over damn it and there is the culprit... in all his glory.]

....

[She is not staring she is totally not staring what are you talking about ok fine she's staring a little. FINE. HE BEAT HER.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[It's okay, Samus. You can stare.

It's so radiant. Look at him withstand that cold.]

[icequeen_aran]

[He's probably SECRETLY CHEATING and setting himself on fire or thinking really hard about it. It is probably readily apparent that she is wishing she could do the same because darling it's cold outside. Crossing arms over chest. Heading for warm, bubbling water. Wait a minute...]

You turned it on.

[pedaltothemetal]

[Standing naked on a rooftop in the cold snow is a manly man's sport.]

I turned it on while you were asleep. So it could warm up.

[icequeen_aran]

How thoughtful. [She sets the champagne on the ground and daintily dips her toes in the water. It is acceptably warm. Warm enough to shed what little clothing she was wearing.

Slowly...

...except for that necklace.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Yeah Falcon knows squat about the care and keeping of jewelry but he reaches out to take it off and deal with that pesky clasp.]

Here, wait a second.

[Naked in the snoooow

What a man.]

[icequeen_aran]

Thanks. [Samus knows well enough that jewelry and chlorinated water tend to not like each other. She is going to take this opportunity to put hair up in a super fast and messy bun, and then subtly pulls him towards the warmer waters. TIME TO CHRISTEN IT. WITH SKINNY DIPPING.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Would they really christen it any other way.]

This is the best idea we ever had.

[icequeen_aran]

[She is sinking in the waters and lets out a loud sigh of SATISFACTION oh god yes this is the best idea they've ever had. Except maybe all the popcorn.gifs or heckling heartswapped couples or any of the other numerous best idea ever antics they've ever done.]

Yes.