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icequeen_aran

Aprils Fools [text/action]

Apr 03, 2010 02:22

( [Phone text messages to Falcon and Olimar] )

#action, *mint, i will punch koopa troopas, *jeff, april fool, *brock, damn kids, green hair, #text, *olimar, *snake, *falcon, *thad, *bowser, %location: campus, *otacon, *char, i am getting so tanked fuck yes, *lemmy, *tails, *kamek, *erika, no otacon i am not sniper wolf, i am the law

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leadthemalong April 3 2010, 06:26:33 UTC

[Nope, it's Marlio]

A...A-Are you okay, Samus?

[A scowling Samus is a scary Samus.]

icequeen_aran April 3 2010, 06:29:27 UTC

[It's-a you!]

...

[Samus stares at Olimar for a second or two before holding up the dress.]

I found this in my room. Lots of them.

leadthemalong April 3 2010, 06:36:26 UTC

Oh dear... I-I'm so sorry this had to happen to you! The school need to find the ones responsible for everything.

...So, is there anything I can do to be of assistance?

icequeen_aran April 3 2010, 06:46:53 UTC

[Her scowl fades more into just a frustrated pouty frown. No way in hell is the school ever going to do anything about this.]

If you come across Bowser or anyone else acting suspicious, call me.

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Beep beep I'm a text pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 06:28:18 UTC

Trust me, I already decided not to come in.

Vroom vroom I'm a beep icequeen_aran April 3 2010, 06:36:02 UTC

Good.

A jeep pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 06:37:26 UTC

You okay?

A peep icequeen_aran April 3 2010, 06:41:26 UTC

Green hair and wardrobe replaced with pink dresses complete with one faberge egg.

I'm going to kill him.

Thread 13

blazinglizard April 3 2010, 06:32:29 UTC

[He's not Bowser but he is a scaly douche. Close enough.]

Whoa, Biomech. That's a hell of a look. This what a shiny Biomech's s'posed to look like or somethin'?

icequeen_aran April 3 2010, 06:39:03 UTC

[A shiny what? Kids and their silly slang what is this.]

Did you do this. [This is said in a tone of voice that clearly has no intentions of bantering or humoring him in the slightest]

blazinglizard April 3 2010, 06:44:58 UTC

I wish.

[He really, sincerely does. Alas, you've got lasers and stuff, Samus. No way he's messing with your room.]

icequeen_aran April 3 2010, 06:54:54 UTC

[She'll be installing even more after today.]

Good. [She will take your word for it Char, though her eyes do narrow ever so slightly.]

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tailsofambition April 3 2010, 07:07:11 UTC

[Aaaaand now that Tails has the handcuffs off his tails, he's traversing the school and whoa hello green-haired Samus.]

...I somewhat feel bad that the prank pulled on me was easily fixed.

icequeen_aran April 3 2010, 07:32:27 UTC

[Hello, dear, innocent student. Dear innocent student.]

What happened to you?

tailsofambition April 3 2010, 07:36:03 UTC

[You know he is. Always innocent. Wouldn't harm a hair on anyone's head. Get it, hair on head, Eggman's bald -- yeah will be shutting up now.]

Got my tails tied up and handcuffed.

Fluffy pink handcuffs.

Also my shoes were tied together and everything in my room was shuffled around, but those were fixable early on. The handcuffs hurt after a while though. Slightly embarrassing.

icequeen_aran April 3 2010, 07:55:37 UTC

[While she is sympathetic to his plight, the look on Samus' face remains unchanged. You had better be a very dear innocent student, Tails.]

I'm sorry to hear. The security protocols at this school ares sometimes appalling.

Are you hurt?

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thisisavolcano April 3 2010, 07:55:17 UTC

[Oh! Was that Ms. Samus? ...Why was her hair green..?]

Ms. Samus..? It isn't St. Patrick's day any more...

icequeen_aran April 3 2010, 08:02:29 UTC

[She says this very dryly] No Lemmy. It's not.

Where is your father? [She says this very dangerously]

thisisavolcano April 4 2010, 03:42:01 UTC

I thiiiink he's.....

I dunno.

[Have a silly happy smile and a shrug from Lemmy.]

icequeen_aran April 4 2010, 04:06:30 UTC

[She stares. Then turns heel and continues on her hunt.]