Hair-Raising April Fool's survey saaaaays... [audio/text]
--PERSONAL DATA LOG 20XX04.18.027 SAMUS ARAN. RECORDING...--
--stupid coloring finally washed out of my hair... Are you almost done analyzing the hair sample from April Fool's Day, computer?
ANALYSIS COMPLETE.
FOREIGN CONTAINMENTS DETECTED: PARAFORMALDEHYDE AND p-PHENYLENEDIAMINE. TOXICITY LEVELS EXTREMELY MINOR, NO DAMAGING EFFECTS PRESENT.
...Is that all?
PENDING FURTHER ANALYSIS, THAT IS ALL.
[Samus is silent for a few moments as she taps away at the keyboard. It sounds like she's engrossed in researching.] Ah... It says here these are chemicals commonly used in hair dyes and chemical photo processing. That would make sense, but for it to be so widespread across the entire campus, if what Lash said is true...
WHAT CONCLUSION ARE YOU DRAWING...?
I don't know just yet. My other projects and moving out will just have to wait... There's more important things to take care of right now. It's like this school never sleeps.
YOU ARE REFERRING TO THE DAMAGE AT THE GREENHOUSE?
Yeah.
ARE YOU GOING TO ASSIST WITH REBUILDING AND REPAIRS?
Yes. ...Given the chance to rebuild, I'd take it. I can't say I've had that opportunity much before.
--...END RECORDING.--
[Private to Lash; unhackable]
Paraformaldehyde and p-Phenylenediamine are your culprits for that powder. I think you're right about it originating from off campus.
--stupid coloring finally washed out of my hair... Are you almost done analyzing the hair sample from April Fool's Day, computer?
ANALYSIS COMPLETE.
FOREIGN CONTAINMENTS DETECTED: PARAFORMALDEHYDE AND p-PHENYLENEDIAMINE. TOXICITY LEVELS EXTREMELY MINOR, NO DAMAGING EFFECTS PRESENT.
...Is that all?
PENDING FURTHER ANALYSIS, THAT IS ALL.
[Samus is silent for a few moments as she taps away at the keyboard. It sounds like she's engrossed in researching.] Ah... It says here these are chemicals commonly used in hair dyes and chemical photo processing. That would make sense, but for it to be so widespread across the entire campus, if what Lash said is true...
WHAT CONCLUSION ARE YOU DRAWING...?
I don't know just yet. My other projects and moving out will just have to wait... There's more important things to take care of right now. It's like this school never sleeps.
YOU ARE REFERRING TO THE DAMAGE AT THE GREENHOUSE?
Yeah.
ARE YOU GOING TO ASSIST WITH REBUILDING AND REPAIRS?
Yes. ...Given the chance to rebuild, I'd take it. I can't say I've had that opportunity much before.
--...END RECORDING.--
[Private to Lash; unhackable]
Paraformaldehyde and p-Phenylenediamine are your culprits for that powder. I think you're right about it originating from off campus.